Squeech

Opposite of chode.

Long Slender Penis.

Dude you have a fucking squeech AHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

by Charlie the Panda June 22, 2008

squelching

See Felching, however this is done with a dead person

i went to the grave yard for some squelching

by Madam(Hexham) May 17, 2006

Squench

1. Synonym for “cunt” that is acceptable for use in polite conversation

2. Olde English word used to describe having sexual intercource whilst lying nude upon a sandy beach

1.“Madame Congresswoman, you clearly have some misconceptions about what services we offer, and it appears that this has led to you getting your squench in a knot.” -MZ, CEO

2. Oy, that Yank Congresswoman’s face looks like she just finished squenching.

by Wexnexler May 26, 2018

squelch

A very violent releasing of gas from the man's pineal hole.

Also a term used in slang that refers to doing something well.

"I was pissing and then I squelched so hard, my penis exploded."

person one: "How was the date?"
person two: "Bro, I was totally squelchin' it."

by squlecher49 June 15, 2011

squelch

To hijack, or pilfer

"Oi - she just Squelched my car!"

by ME January 24, 2005

squelch

To perform something unknown to someone, preferably something that devilsad considers perverted.

That girl just got squelched!

by Joe Drago March 13, 2003

squelching [squelch] [squelched]

Cumming in sum1s ear will result in them having been squelched and to do this to sum1 is called squelching

squelching squelch squelched

by The Nige aka Princess May 11, 2006