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squirting

when a GREAT tasting love juice is produced and squirts out of her pussy and surrounds her vagina mud flaps with a wet slippery SAUCE. when she has an orgasm and she makes the females drink it and stick it in their mouths and the other one licks around in the newly explored VAGINA!!
my girl got all up in my mouth and she made me slurp up her little squirting session but i loved it
by whorey woman January 9, 2008
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Squaring

When the fluids from a squirting female are collected and poured back inside of her.

In math, the inverse of a "sqrt" (square root) is a square (x^2). It then follows that to undo a "sqrt'ing", you must perform "squaring."
"I don't know, squirting seems gross to me."
'Just do some squaring afterwards, it cancels out!'
by labazZz June 26, 2018
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Race Squatting

When a group of one race pretends to discuss and solve all of the issues of another race.
That white discussion panel on the news was race squatting, they discussed and and pretended to understand and solve all of the problems in the black community.
by the undefined September 8, 2013
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squating a grumpy

when one defecates. i.e. taking a crap.
Yo, i'm squating a grumpy.
by mattyohomygunit October 3, 2006
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squawking

yelling profusely loud at a party to a girl to start sucking your dick at that very moment regardless of the setting
Man, I could hear Kyle squawking from ten miles away last night
by IkeJones69 January 13, 2011
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Squirming Turtle

When a girl is giving you head in bed and you fart while trapping her under the duvet.
Girl "Bastard, you farted while I was under there"
Gay "Haha you were such a squirming turtle"
by aqwsde June 16, 2010
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Safety-squaring

The act of discarding the first square of toilet paper while in a bathroom. This removes the outside chance that the last patron touched that piece while removing toilet paper for his own use. This becomes especially important when using a public restroom. Also can be referred to as s-squared.
"Hey man, you better practice safety-squaring when you're done in there."

"Of course I s-squared, what do you think I am?"
by UWbadgers16 February 18, 2009
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