uncle squinty

Malcolm Nicholls

Malcolm was out last night, and went from Nicko Suave to Uncle Squinty around 1 am.

by APMBoston Boston taxguy June 15, 2018

squainer

A noun describing someone who is lazy, a failure, struggling, or who messed up on something.

Jim: hey man how long is your speech?

John: What? that was due today?? i didn't even start it yet.

Jim: damn dude your such a squainer.

by MTAallday aka Abs January 26, 2011

Protective Squint

Squinting your eyes to protect them from flying debris.

Worker 1: "Elmer, you are supposed to wear a face shield when using the grinder."

Elmer: "I ain't worried, I have my protective squint" (squinting)

Worker 1: "Frigging idiot, I'm not driving you to the ER again".

by LastResponder January 5, 2012

Squint

Squint is a term used to describe a persons level of attractiveness.

Squint is a level above 'quiche' (so hot you want to fuck them).

Thus, squint refers to someone being so hot you can't even fuck them, all you can do is stare (squint) at their beauty.

Squint is 11/10- it is the ultimate level of hotness.

"Omg Christina is looking so squint tonight"

"Hey Loz, don't you reckon Beyonce is just so squint?!"

by squintastic fanatic November 10, 2013

squinter

A chinese person; a JAP.

i kicked the squinter in the nuts

by huckleberry March 28, 2004

squinter

Derogatory term; Smoneone in the workplace who isn't capable of performing even the simplest tasks, without constant handholding and direction.

1. I have a shitload of work to do, because those damn squinter's can't do anything right.
2. If that damn squinter doesn't stop playing with his remote control cars, and start doing some work.....

by Mayzee January 9, 2007

squanto

Slang for dank,hash,marijuana,ghanja,reefer,etc.

Yo you got that eighth of squanto yet man?

by ;) April 5, 2003