sprodee

When you overdose on espresso or caffeine in general and you start to shake, sweat or feel sick.

Man, I had five shots of espresso and I am starting to sweat. I think I may have sprodeed.

by Slewsapher September 24, 2016

sporterization

A sporterization is a very fancy term used for modified military surplus rifle. Commonly done on military surplus rifles when they are cheap, the sporterization is used on many rifles regardless of maker or country of origin. Commonly done in the 1900's onto the modern era, it shares many parallels with the "bubba'd" guns of the modern era. However sporterizations are in much higher quality than the more homemade "bubba'd" guns of the modern day.

Common sporterization techniques are cutting the stock down into a more hunting rifle shape, fitting of scopes and scope rails, and hand checkering of the wood to allow a better grip. While this has faded out in activity in recent years, sporterized guns still show up in gun shows and shops around the world, with a reduced price due to it being modified.

"Well in my grandpa's collection, we did find this sporterization of a Springfield, doubt it's really worth anything"

by Poppy Brother Junior January 2, 2017

Sprite cramberry

A drink that LeBron James has on Christmas time but if denied it will be crammed up your ass giving the definition of cramberry

Sam denied a Sprite cramberry next morning he found a can of Sprite cranberry up his ass

by Uncle buffCock December 3, 2019

scrote shrinking

What happens to the scrotum in cold weather

Damn! This is some scrote shrinking cold

by srstein January 25, 2021

papaya and sprite

Nectar of the 1 per centers

A common beverage consumed by country club kids

Boy- I'd like a papaya and Sprite and charge it to my chit

by Leelee843 September 8, 2016

Praise the sprite

We must praise the sprite NOW

TOM: Hey we must praise the sprite it's 3AM

by I love namjoon so much April 2, 2020

shit sprouter

One who speaks confidently on subjects of which they actually have no knowledge. Shit sprouters usually posses an air of authority and have been known to exude excessive self confidence when sprouting shit, hiding the fact that they really know nothing. Shit can also be sprouted deliberately as malicious misinformation, often to coerce people into making decisions that ultimately benefit the sprouter. Similar in nature to a bullshit artist or con-man, but much harder to spot as the shit sprouter may be so over compensating their ignorance that they might not actually be aware of the fact that they are sprouting shit, and in some sick way, believe their own shit.

Ignorant sprouting:
shit sprouter: "Our clients will sell more product if you change your design and make the call-out bigger."
Designer: "Oh, according to what research do you base your suggestions?"
shit sprouter: ignores the question "Consumers love big call-outs, they find it easier to understand the benefits of the product if you make everything really big!"

Deliberate sprouting:
shit sprouter: "We're all voting for Parvity dude, you should switch your vote"
Victim: "Oh, ok, thanks for the heads up, I'll do that"
babowww

Malicious sprouting:
Overpaid shit sprouter: "Hey, you know that dipshit in accounting earns more than you"
Underpaid Victim: "Really? I'm so gonna go on strike"
Overpaid shit sprouter: secretly laughing "Yeah man, you should do that - fuck the establishment!"

by jonathad April 1, 2010