the nutella spead is the act shitting in your hand and or the girls face then continue to rub said shit all over her face till it completely covers it
by Nutella Spread May 20, 2015
1: A woman who once brought into the bed room , automaticaly takes her clothes off and lies on the bed, back down, face up, legs spread wide open.
2: A woman easily coerced into sexual pleasure, free of charge.
2: A woman easily coerced into sexual pleasure, free of charge.
Ex: Yeah, Man she's hot, but watch out that bed spread has been all over town.
Ex.2: Hell yeah, I'm going to the club to pick up a fine-ass,bed spread.
Ex.2: Hell yeah, I'm going to the club to pick up a fine-ass,bed spread.
by the anonymous conundrum November 28, 2007
When you grab the skin from your nutsack with both hands and spread it so that it looks like a flat canvas. The veins appear to be rivers outlined by the light thats penetrates through your skin.
Bobby: "Hey man, don't show me your sack."
Joko: "Chill out, I'm just speading the map so that my pubes can get some air."
Bobby: "Stop. My mom might walk in."
Joko: "Oh, well she likes it when I spread the map over her face."
Joko: "Chill out, I'm just speading the map so that my pubes can get some air."
Bobby: "Stop. My mom might walk in."
Joko: "Oh, well she likes it when I spread the map over her face."
by Jako Kot April 22, 2008
origionated in a black porn film with many incredibly black men standing round as one fucks a white chick. All of them saying "Spread that ass...spread that ass...SPREAD THAT ASS!" as he attempts to place his nutsack within the anal cavity and his dick in her pussy at the same time, as this is difficult to do the surrounding black men feel obliged to say many black phrases like "booya" and "spread that ass" to help him.
p1: nuts in the ass dick in the pussy?
p2: aaw nigga! spread that ass!
*bitch spreads her ass some more*
p2: aaw nigga! spread that ass!
*bitch spreads her ass some more*
by Mace April 25, 2006
(Prank) You take someone's "solid stick" deodorant, twist the stick all the way out, remove the deodorant, screw the bottom part back down and then *replace it with cream cheese*. NOW THIS IS IMPORTANT: Once the casing is filled, you use a butter knife to "sculpt" the cream cheese to look just like the deodorant stick. Now replace the cap, and wait for the fun.
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