Splinter Cell Online

The noob term for playing Splinter Cell in the online environment, Steam.

A cultural rift has developed here between the senior players (nerds) and the newbies (sometimes referred to as noobs or the 1337 association, n00bs, but really they're just fresh meat) similar to that of Halo 2 Online. Standby shooting/trapping is also outlawed and is overseen by a heavily biased selection of mods (some of which are just cool noobs who bribed other mods with a steak dinner and a Charms blowpop. A noob-mod is idenified when a mod has flying capabilities, but cannot move beyond the second floor due to poor controller/joystick skillz.)

Obscene names are common, as are rooms socially off-limits to the noob population.

It is also a wonderful place to take hilarious screencaps.

Splinter Cell Online subtitled screencap:

*eucatastrophe has entered
*a_big_throbbing_cock has entered

(play commences as usual. But suddenly...)

*eucatastrophe is being choked form behind.
a_big_throbbing_cock: EUCATASTROPHE SUCK THIS
*eucatastrophe was choked to death by a_big_throbbing_cock
sleepy: LAWL!!!!!11!11!!1oneelven!!11

by eucatastrophe June 18, 2006

master splinter

Someone who looks like a rat. Derived from the teacher of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Andrew Bray is master splinter.

by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004

Sploaner

A made-up word that Ben uses sometimes as an adjective

"Man, that guy is such a sploaner."

by JoeyWhoLikesPancakes March 17, 2013

remove a splinter

To engage in sexual intercourse. The phrase is usually used when a friend has waited a period of time for you to exit the room in which the activities are taking place. A phrase often used by those not good at thinking on their feet.

I had to remove a splinter from her foot.

by Hunt Sman March 22, 2007

Slooter

a term used to call a girl or group of girls sluts without giving them inclination of as to what they are.

"hey slooter" "dude his girlfriend is a slooter" "ya'll are just a bunch of slooters"

by Angelo Spadaccini October 16, 2006

Sploogers

Underwear that you put back on after having sex all night and not bathing, then where them all day leaving sex smell and Splooge stains in the crotch.

I had to wear Sploogers all day at work because I didn't have time to go home and shower after fucking my buddy's wife last night.

by Afknoitall July 26, 2012

Morning splinter

Morning wood in the less well endowed.

I woke up but couldn't go outside because of an embarrassing case of morning splinter.

by The Etymologist March 20, 2009