natural selection

when an event occurs naturally, especially involving animals

John: I hit and killed a deer today.
Paul: I think that's illegal.
John: How? Isn't it natural selection anyway? I naturally hit it?

by WiseElf October 12, 2015

Lie-Splanation

Explaining your previous lies with more lies.

"Trump also whipped out his newest lie-splanation about what he meant during his phone call with Zelensky when he said, 'I would like you to do us a favor, though.'" Stephen Colbert then reads Trump's tweet where he's lie-splaining his previous lie about the meaning of his request to Zelensky: "Read the Transcript! Also, see where I say 'us' (our Country) as opposed to 'me' (meaning me)" Stephen Colbert@thelateshow Dec. 10, 2019 | v=mFau6pKVgkU

by coderiu December 10, 2019

client natural selection

The process by which would-be difficult or annoying clients magically disappear in a Darwin-like fashion and only the fittest clients survive.

Thank goodness for client natural selection. Even after just one conversation it was clear that client would have been a real pain to work with!

by bobo76 November 21, 2013

Salation

Dunno but dubz said he’s going to give it to people on his Westwood freestyle with giggs

I’ll give you salation

by Stillahmz October 19, 2018

Splatting

Stealing a large quantity of Taco Bell hot souce(at least 40 packages), then proceeding by opening the package and throwing it at a cars windshield.

Lets go splatting on that dudes car!

by a guy that loves to party September 23, 2011

Pearl(splatoon)

The BEST idol in the splatoon series. She is a white haired inkling with pink tips to her hair. People say she has a big forehead but it is a beautiful big forehead. She is dating marina (it’s true my dad owns Nintendo) who is part of her band “off the hook” even though she is 21 years old she still looks and acts like a 10 year old.

Omg Pearl(splatoon) is so cool and the best splatoon character!

I wish that I could look like Pearl(splatoon) she is so cool!

by biggest dum to be dum July 3, 2021

Natural selection

A mod for half-life that used to require team-work but now really is now just 'okay'...newbs invaded...

"OMG HOW DO I BITE????" (arsey)

by Peter morris February 10, 2004