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Skunk Wieler

The act of placing ones buttocks on anothers face, so that each cheek is resting on each eyelid. The person then fires bursts of anal juices into the face of the victim/participant.
Fucking hell, my eyes are red.. I totally got a Skunk Wieler last night!
by Reezy:) December 20, 2010
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Spunk Funk

The funky, unique smell that emits from any towel, rag, sock, ect.... being used for the continuous accumulation of old crusty sperm during the act of masturbation.
This crusty hand towel smells like "SPUNK FUNK"..... Probably because I've been nutting in it for over a month.
by rug dude August 6, 2012
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spunk breath

A woman who has had several ejaculating penises in her mouth and now has breath that smells exclusively of cum.
Woman 1 : "God, my mouth feels like the bottom of a birdcage this morning"

Woman two: "I'm not suprised...you had a cock-a-too in it last night you old spunk breath"
by real cool trader April 24, 2008
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Skunk dick

Occuring usually in the warmer summer months,..skunk dick is the unmistakable condition of having a sweaty, grime-coated penis. It is nearly impossible for anyone to tolerate this odor, except for pay-whores.
It's 15 for a blowjob....wait whats that smell?......skunk dick is 25.
by Clean dick June 15, 2009
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lemon skunk

a very potent strand of marijuana native to Northwestern U.S./Southwestern Canada which has a light green to yellowish color covered in crystals. it is known as a "creeper" because of its intense high that "creeps" up on you within the first few hits without you knowing.
very good skunk strain.
That lemon skunk was dank as fuck; I got high in one hit!
by lutherghetto5 August 8, 2009
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skunk

cross breed of Cannabis sativa and Cannabis indica. Sativa is the more traditionally smoked outdoor-grown variety which occurs naturally in places like Colombia, Mexico, Thailand and Africa; Indica is a shorter, bushier variety found in Afghanistan. Unlike pure Sativa, the high it gives is slightly heavy, lassitudinous and mongy.
damn, this skunk is some evil shit, where can I get some?
by Ben June 30, 2003
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skunk balls

When your balls are sweaty and have been stewing in your shorts for a while, they develop a distinct smell.
Yea your mom loves to lick my skunk balls clean!!
by shtew October 9, 2007
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