Spatulay

Spatulay: Name for the last sexual intercourse (or for the person with whom one performed that sexual intercourse) before re-aligning one’s sexual preferences.

1) He wasn't gay, but after a spatulay with me? He is fucking men. Sigh.

2) Be careful . . . I've heard she's a spatulay. One night with her and you'll be done with women forever.

by Pretty All True April 26, 2011

Spatula Slap

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When a man takes his penis and slaps his woman in the temple of their head.

"HOLY HELL!!!! That spatula slap must have hurt if your woman passed out!!"

by BadAssBassPlayer June 12, 2011

Spinular

When something is spinning so fast that it's kind of spectacular.

Wow. At Six Flags we rode the Excalibur. It was spinular!

by BalBal Snickers June 30, 2011

spatulated

To make something become a spatula.

I had a block of wood, which I then spatulated.
I now have a spatula.

by RtoTheB November 27, 2013

shitulant

A turbulence of shit. Terrible, awful, full of shit...

a. "how was the meeting?"
b. "absolutely shitulant"

by specialagentmulder December 4, 2013

Spatulate

To wield a spatula with gusto and aplomb.

"I'd be happy to make some fried potatoes for you. Allow me to spatulate."

by Pooperdiaper October 2, 2017

Spatulate

To scrape out of a vessel leaving no remnants.

Can you spatulate this bowl?

by Magnet-Forensics December 5, 2019