A castle on spinning duck feet

The general embodiment of far-fetched and unreasonable dreams or ambitions.

If you're hoping to get a monster truck from me for your birthday, then you might as well expect to receive it with a castle on spinning duck feet.

by Cap Number Pi October 9, 2008

spinning a record

A term given to describe the act of a woman masterbating by rubbing her fingers back and forth on her clitoris.

Man, my girlfriend loves spinning a record when I'm watching.

by Running_Wild May 18, 2017

rims that keep spinning when you stop

What a moron calls spinners (rims that are in two parts with one attached by ball bearins so they keep moving after the wheel itself has stopped).

Guy 1:Wow, that thugs got some phat rims that keep spinning when you stop.
Guy 2: They are called spinners you asshole.
Guy 1: I hate my life

by Mark February 23, 2005

spinning out

Spinning out means a short momentary loss in all co-ordination of mind. This term could be used to explain when someone is feeling particulary disoriantated or intoxicated.

A:are you alright
B: yeah mate but im spinning out realy badly

by charlie knowles March 21, 2008

spinning mule

The spinning mule, cousin to the donkey punch, is a brutal sexual maneuver. It consists of a man ejaculating in a woman's eyes multiple times so she can't see, tying her feet and hanging her upside down and spinning her around for 10 minutes at high speeds. Then when you let her down and she is too dizzy to walk you punch her in the head, knock her to the ground and repeatedly violate her until she regains consciousness. While she is waking up you shit on her face and wrap duct tape around her head while there is still shit on it.

I gave my bitch a spinning mule last week and she couldn't walk for days.

by Cumslud January 15, 2008

spinning

the art, and sport that involves making someone else (the spinnie) to be caused to turn around and look for who may have called them.

widely practiced in depots formally known as ABRO across the UK but mainly in Telford, Shropshire UK.
the highest most respected spin known to man is a 360 spin. meaning that the person has literally looked all the way around for someone who may have called them.

it is mearly a bit of fun that passes the day with amusement.
if you're not spinning, your not working hard enough!!!

classic examples of spinning;
"is this yours!"
"excuse me! is...!"

or anything else that may get the attention of the person you are trying to spin.
other name related spins are applicable. i.e.
"mark!!!" (as mark turns around, turn to your buddy on the opposite side and start having a conversation) "...my words it is going to rain tonight!"

by stakzent September 6, 2011

Shining Wizzard

When you're taking a piss in the countryside and happen to piss on an electric fence giving your dick and balls a nice zap so that they would shine like a lightbulb. Usually accompanied by you dropping to one knee and the Great Muta appearing out of nowhere to knee you in the face for being a dumbass.

(Young Billy Meyer stood in front of the class and offered the following poem.)

Ode to the Shining Wizzard.

When I was young and had no sense.
I took a piss on an electric fence.
It hurt so bad, shocked my balls,
I took a crap in my overalls.

by Cheap Heat July 2, 2008