One night i awoke from a deep sleep and found a disgusting creature with wings flying around my bed, when it realized i was looking at it, it then vanished into my naked rear end. it obviously was a sphincter fairy.
by Niggerlipped turdburglin' guy July 29, 2011
Get the sphincter fairy mug.After eating something questionable, whether it is excessively spicy or expired, and expecting devastating gastrointestinal repercussions from doing so. After telling someone you are surprised you survived unscathed, soon after the food wreaks havoc on your sphincter.
John: "I had some atomic sauce monday and nothing bad has happened yet."
one hour later
John: "I retract my statement about the atomic sauce btw"
Jeff: "haha you got sphincter jinxed, I am adding that to urban dictionary"
one hour later
John: "I retract my statement about the atomic sauce btw"
Jeff: "haha you got sphincter jinxed, I am adding that to urban dictionary"
by Kissel Krooner June 19, 2013
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by Thank you cum again! December 7, 2017
Get the Sphincter Slurpee mug.How to tactfully tell someone that they're an asshole, or they are doing a particular thing that's asshole-related
1) "That's such a sphincterian move" - What an asshole move
2) "I never realized, but you're actually quite sphincterian" - you're kinda an asshole
2) "I never realized, but you're actually quite sphincterian" - you're kinda an asshole
by RMH000 December 28, 2019
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Get the Sphincter Cap mug.when you take a crap and it sprays and burns so bad from too much hot and spicy food and still burns after your done wiping
by jordiea January 22, 2011
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Oh and I apologize for saying "wall sphincters" I say that a lot when I'm frightened.
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Oh and I apologize for saying "wall sphincters" I say that a lot when I'm frightened.
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by Gibbonwoman March 4, 2022
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