Similar in concept to the Speedball drug cocktail, except using only legal drugs, in this case the depressant qualities of alcohol and stimulant effects of caffeine in place of heroin and cocaine.
This covers everything from Irish Coffee to neat vodka with a 5 hour energy chaser, anything that will leave you with all the energy of a sober person and none of the decision making capacity.
This covers everything from Irish Coffee to neat vodka with a 5 hour energy chaser, anything that will leave you with all the energy of a sober person and none of the decision making capacity.
Friend: How are you able to keep working on that paper? You're wasted!
Me: Office-drone Speedball baby, try it some time!
Me: Office-drone Speedball baby, try it some time!
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Railing a line of Adderall, while on Valium. Referred to as, "beaner," because a real Speedball is heroin and coke, adderall representing coke, while valium is substituting heroin.
I snorted two lines of addy an hour after popping three valium, the beaner speedball fucked me up for english class.
by adavvgum May 26, 2010
Get the Beaner Speedball mug.A connoisseur of the speedball, in its most general form, a combination of a depressant and stimulant, to enhance the positive effects and mitigate the negative effects that would be felt with administration of either drug alone. Typically it involves simultaneous co-administration of cocaine with a powerful, short acting opiate such as heroin, fentanyl, or a fentanylogue.
Speedballs are sublimely pleasurable, incredibly addictive and quite dangerous. To accomplish with any reasonable degree of safety they require vigorous self-discipline and extraordinarily deep reservoirs of knowledge and experience with the drugs in question, as well as consideration of one's tolerance, general health condition and relative quality of the specific doses about to taken. Attempting a speedball is a highly dangerous process, but those who survive to develop their routine and practice it thousands of times are called speedball artists in reference to the fact that staying alive while maximizing the pleasure from it is as much an art as it is a science.
Speedballs are sublimely pleasurable, incredibly addictive and quite dangerous. To accomplish with any reasonable degree of safety they require vigorous self-discipline and extraordinarily deep reservoirs of knowledge and experience with the drugs in question, as well as consideration of one's tolerance, general health condition and relative quality of the specific doses about to taken. Attempting a speedball is a highly dangerous process, but those who survive to develop their routine and practice it thousands of times are called speedball artists in reference to the fact that staying alive while maximizing the pleasure from it is as much an art as it is a science.
"What's his drug of choice?"
"He's a speedball artist. Coke and fentanyl specifically. Shit's incredibly dangerous, but somehow, either from luck, skill or some crazy combination of both he's managed to go for years without ODing... yet."
"He's a speedball artist. Coke and fentanyl specifically. Shit's incredibly dangerous, but somehow, either from luck, skill or some crazy combination of both he's managed to go for years without ODing... yet."
by Improvising September 9, 2016
Get the Speedball Artist mug.Type of Paintball match where the goal is not to capture the flag. The goal is to tag out the opposing team.
by MoonKnight November 23, 2002
Get the speedball mug.Unlike the traditional speedball (heroin and cocaine), an inhumane quantity of LSD is added to the contents of the syringe.
"Then we're all in agreement. If Hillary gets elected, california speedballs all around. It takes a village."
by d2p June 10, 2009
Get the California Speedball mug.Going outside after a sweltering punk show to cool off only to go back inside the boiling venue to warm up.
"Fuck that band was great! I'm gonna go outside to cool off."
"Want to grab another beer when you get back in?"
"Yeah, I'll pull a Canadian Speedball."
"Want to grab another beer when you get back in?"
"Yeah, I'll pull a Canadian Speedball."
by MikeAD February 4, 2018
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