swarsh

When you skydive with a pocket full of noodles

I just had a great swarsh this weekend

by Carlos the savage April 23, 2015

sporshed

When a guy's balls dip into a toilet full of shit and piss.

I just sporshed my balls...

by Gregoriathan May 31, 2018

Sparse

When something is empty or there’s limited of it.

‘my followers on instagram are sparse’

by myguyssss October 29, 2018

Sarsha

A lesbian that came out of the closet at the age of 36 but she has a husband and 2 children. She is a porn actor who had to replace a fluffer because she couldn’t show up that day. She was an alcoholic at the age of 23 and used to be a massage therapist.

Sarsha: Dear Husband, I am Gay
Husband: Ummm…

by Addie:) March 9, 2022

facia spashata

Girl with a fucked up face. Also known as a prawn

Carol has a facia spashata.

by Icymikee October 18, 2017

slarsh

was made up by a girl but then spread by Blaze and Huxley means the exact same thing as darsh

shut up you freaken SLARSH
Your the biggest slarsh in the school!

by blaze rodriguez January 4, 2008

Smarsh

A hybrid of Smarmy and Shitty, can be used as a verb, adverb or an adjective.

That douchebag at the conference smarshily tried to pick me up!

He made a smarshy attempt at not having to go home to an empty bed, yet again, but he was too smarshy to get any.

He really smarshed that up!

by Noneofurbiz September 30, 2011