A Bastard Of Nathans Spanky-Spunk

A big hairy fucker who dad was not dare so he talk aboat hus spunk all week

I am aaa A Bastard Of Nathans Spanky-Spunk

by Bigdaddyofdick October 4, 2020

Hanky Spanky

When your in a mood to just get spanked and the person spanking you name is hank but the nickname is hanky

Wow hank gave me a good hanky spanky last night

by My babysitter July 19, 2022

Uncle Spanky

Everyone's estranged uncle who likes to cleverly touch his adolescent nieces where he probably shouldn't, usually in the form of a seemingly innocent pat on the ass or thigh.

"You going to Miley's 15th birthday party?"
"Hell no-uncle Spanky will be there."

by scrappington2 April 4, 2016

Spanky

A sock in which is used to ejaculate into.

Omg, my spanky has been tampered with! It was the best sock to cum in and now it's got a dirty crusty Mark!!

by missSMP/PFK March 30, 2023

Spanky

Nickname for someone who jerks off all the time. See spanking the monkey.

Hey there SPANKY, keep wackin' your willy buddy!!

by jay gee August 9, 2023

Slappy de spanky spree

Overly obsessed with bootie that you're on a continuous rampage and can't stop. Mostly a joke I made up about the infamous rapper 69.

"6ix9ine is on a slappy de spanky spree"
"I lost it and now I'm on a slappy de spanky spree"

by Skilastic April 2, 2022

Spanky

When someone likes to be suspended by there scrotum from a tree or a chandelier and spanked with a fly swatter right on the anus.

Isn't Gary a spanky.

by SpankyMyGee May 11, 2020