star spangled banner

the modern star spangled banner

Oh say can you fucking see
The missiles fall like rain
Bloody mountains majesty
Dead bodies on the plain
By the bombing's eerie light
See the crimsons waves of red
What so proudly they all fell
The twilight of the dead

by Gunboy July 11, 2004

star spangled banner

excellent toilet paper

After a mighty dump I wipe my ring with the star spangles banner

by Michael Atherton August 25, 2003

spangletti

A really stanky ass girl who smells like a 80 year old cunt.

Mike: Did you hook up wit dat spangletti last night?!
Daryl: NAW! Shits nasty.

by Karl G. January 7, 2009

Spangled

adjective.
Rhyming slang for the word mangled, used to describe a state of being fucked up.

"Dude, I'm spangled!"
"He looks so fucked up, what a spangled unit!"

by Dookykoots January 14, 2018

star spangled banger

an extremely patriotic sexy badass

Did you see Apollo Creed's american flag outfit in Rocky IV? Now THAT'S a star spangled banger!

by half-eaten sandwich January 14, 2017

Spanglish

An incomprehensible and inane dialect formed by muddling a butchered version of the English language with some form of Spanish; usually the regional variant of Spanish spoken in Mexico.

Juan: Yo ese, my woman is muy fine like un burro, ¿comprende?
Tom: Stop speaking Spanglish and get off my lawn you fucking beaner!

by Not an Avocado June 30, 2020

spangler

The act of moving one's penis up and down during ejaculation causing a wavelike stream like Egon Spangler's gun in the movie Ghostbusters.

Christie was upset when I gave her a spangler because it made a mess on her hair and stained her new blouse.

by well hello there January 12, 2009