“Spag”, SpAg, or “spaggot” is a technical term referring to a Special Agent of the FBI, especially those who qualified for their position through Special Education or participation in the Special Olympics. Multiple agents are knows as spags and their activities as spaggotry. The adjective “spaggy” describes anything stereotypical of a spaggot.
I used to think Jon was cool until he got that spaggy haircut.
Susan has always been a Catholic but now she’s harassing Muslims and engaging in other forms of spaggotry.
Susan has always been a Catholic but now she’s harassing Muslims and engaging in other forms of spaggotry.
by Big Poppa Never Softenin August 21, 2022

by nacho_of_death February 23, 2014

The lord of spaghetti. Few will know him. But all his loyal followers will conform to his wishes. He is a veiny morsel of a human, rumour has it there is a only a singular vein running through his entire body. He is also often confused for slenderman, causing females to flee in fear.
by Braddobobfly July 18, 2018

Someone who makes irrational decisions and poor life choices; whether it be over indulgement of drugs and alcohol or headless decisions. The phrase “spag” is essentially an abbreviation for spaghetti brain , commonly spoken in New Zealand’s regions of Hawke’s Bay and Wellington.
by MrVOID July 19, 2021

"Am I in a convenient Spag Bowl of a relationship?"
"Was that head ok or was it a bit Spag Bowl"
"Was my pasta Nona level or was a bit convenient Spag Bowl?"
"Was that head ok or was it a bit Spag Bowl"
"Was my pasta Nona level or was a bit convenient Spag Bowl?"
by Babcia September 21, 2023

A term generally used by middle-aged men over the internet to insult someone for reasons such as using "your" instead of "you're."
by MicroshibeWindoge October 19, 2015

by 420blazeit420 May 30, 2016
