Spag

“Spag”, SpAg, or “spaggot” is a technical term referring to a Special Agent of the FBI, especially those who qualified for their position through Special Education or participation in the Special Olympics. Multiple agents are knows as spags and their activities as spaggotry. The adjective “spaggy” describes anything stereotypical of a spaggot.
I used to think Jon was cool until he got that spaggy haircut.

Susan has always been a Catholic but now she’s harassing Muslims and engaging in other forms of spaggotry.
by Big Poppa Never Softenin August 21, 2022
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spag

Shortened form of the popular and delicious dish "spagetti".
Hey, what are you having for dinner?

I'm cooking up a pot of spag, 'cause I love the spag.
by nacho_of_death February 23, 2014
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Lord Spag

The lord of spaghetti. Few will know him. But all his loyal followers will conform to his wishes. He is a veiny morsel of a human, rumour has it there is a only a singular vein running through his entire body. He is also often confused for slenderman, causing females to flee in fear.
The "Lord Spag" is the god of all humans on earth. God bless.
by Braddobobfly July 18, 2018
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Spag

Someone who makes irrational decisions and poor life choices; whether it be over indulgement of drugs and alcohol or headless decisions. The phrase “spag” is essentially an abbreviation for spaghetti brain , commonly spoken in New Zealand’s regions of Hawke’s Bay and Wellington.
“Did you see that guy at the party last night? He seemed like such a spag”
by MrVOID July 19, 2021
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Convenient Spag Bowl

An easy, serviceable, acceptable, trouble-free example of something that should be better.
"Am I in a convenient Spag Bowl of a relationship?"

"Was that head ok or was it a bit Spag Bowl"

"Was my pasta Nona level or was a bit convenient Spag Bowl?"
by Babcia September 21, 2023
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Spag

A term generally used by middle-aged men over the internet to insult someone for reasons such as using "your" instead of "you're."
*looking at social media, Notices grammar error*
You spag.
by MicroshibeWindoge October 19, 2015
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Spag

When you are too lazy to type spaghetti (or just dont know to spell it) so you just say spag.
Holy shit that spag I just had was great.
by 420blazeit420 May 30, 2016
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