Spag

A term generally used by middle-aged men over the internet to insult someone for reasons such as using "your" instead of "you're."

*looking at social media, Notices grammar error*
You spag.

by MicroshibeWindoge October 19, 2015

Spag

A insult against femboys which highlights their lack of proper grammar and weird emojis they use.

Why is this guy being a spag

by Orion696947 June 17, 2025

Spag

Spag is a shortening of spaghetti or spaghet and can be used as a name for someone who is a spaguette, or spaghetti baguette. Spaghetti baguette people's personality is essentially just carbs, a bit all over the place and bready.

"spaggy is feeling a little frisky"
"you're such a spag!"

by spaggy birb March 20, 2020

spag a saurus

It is the name of grace shanley

Jack- “tell spag a saurus I said hi”
Grace shanley- “hi jack”

by Claustarrr November 2, 2020

spag

Shortened form of the popular and delicious dish "spagetti".

Hey, what are you having for dinner?

I'm cooking up a pot of spag, 'cause I love the spag.

by nacho_of_death February 23, 2014

Spag

Someone who makes irrational decisions and poor life choices; whether it be over indulgement of drugs and alcohol or headless decisions. The phrase “spag” is essentially an abbreviation for spaghetti brain , commonly spoken in New Zealand’s regions of Hawke’s Bay and Wellington.

“Did you see that guy at the party last night? He seemed like such a spag”

by MrVOID July 19, 2021

Convenient Spag Bowl

An easy, serviceable, acceptable, trouble-free example of something that should be better.

"Am I in a convenient Spag Bowl of a relationship?"

"Was that head ok or was it a bit Spag Bowl"

"Was my pasta Nona level or was a bit convenient Spag Bowl?"

by Babcia September 21, 2023