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bootsie spaz

A bootsie spaz occurs when your pussy, which you are cuddling with, holding, petting (possibly against its will), freaks out and starts clawing at you. Also known as a "smokey spaz".
"I squeezed her really hard, and she didn't like it, and she had a bootsie spaz."
by Henry Dorsett Case November 4, 2004
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spaz attack

Don't have a spaz attack!
by Spazman January 25, 2005
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Spaz Rape

Killing every one While using the spaz on call of duty black ops
Me: dude I'm spaz raping right now, I just killed 12 people

Andrew: dude holy crap I wish I could spaz rape
by Morriscode58 May 25, 2011
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spaz wagon

A vehicle (usually a minibus or a space wagon) used to transport several spaz to their destination.
PL: Fuck Sake! This stupid fuck in front is going so slow!!
Adski: Aye up!! It's a Spaz Wagon!
by Adski March 17, 2004
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spaz-gasm

n. Used to describe an instance in which something is so awesome you spaz-out and orgasm at the same time.

v. The act of having a spaz-gasm.
"I swear when I got my laptop for Christmas I had a spaz-gasm all over the house."

"I nearly spaz-gasmed when Jacob took off his shirt in 'New Moon.'"

"Every time I look in the mirror I want to spaz-gasm because I look so good!"
by Hasotweb December 7, 2009
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Banana Spaz

someone who is hyper and doesn't pay attention to their surroundings so they tend to slip, trip and/or fall a lot. aka "Slippery Spaz"
Joe is starring at a girl while walking with Ted. Joe reaches the steps, and face plants. Ted turns around and sees Joe on the ground.

Ted: Come on Joe, you banana spaz.

or
Ted: Come on, you slippery spaz
by mattman2900 September 4, 2010
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spaz bucket

wheelchair - when unable to remember this word I spontaneously uttered 'spaz bucket' instead. What a great thing the subconscious can be...
OMG, that woman's so fat she needs a spaz bucket!
by kryme76 December 7, 2011
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