spaz-gasm

n. Used to describe an instance in which something is so awesome you spaz-out and orgasm at the same time.

v. The act of having a spaz-gasm.

"I swear when I got my laptop for Christmas I had a spaz-gasm all over the house."

"I nearly spaz-gasmed when Jacob took off his shirt in 'New Moon.'"

"Every time I look in the mirror I want to spaz-gasm because I look so good!"

spaz-gasm by Hasotweb December 7, 2009

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spazgasm

n. A term used to call the phenomena of spazzing out and an orgasm combined.

This is a very common phenomenon among fangirls and fanboys whenever they see, hear or sense the object of their obsession.

A spazgasm is very similar to spazzing out but is caused due to fan-related stimuli.

The symptoms of a spazgasm are hyperventilation, screaming, flailing, twitching, jumping. Most of the symptoms of hysteria, actually. And is always followed by a feeling like you're about to faint.

In other words, it's completely normal and okay.

Fanboy: Dude! That show was so off the f*cking chain!!!

Fangirl: Absolutely, I think I had a multiple spazgasm after just the light show!

spazgasm by lightningbaroness January 1, 2010

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Spazgasm

1. To have a sudden burst of emotion.
2. Another name for independantly triggered orgasms.

" HVDjvsdhvvhsajf SPAZGASM "

Spazgasm by Pez May 14, 2004

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Spazgasm

When one has seizure so intense , but so enjoyable that it leads to an orgasm.

Guy 1: How's your girlfriend doing?
Guy 2: She's doing fine, it was a small seizure but one hell of a spazgasm!

Spazgasm by uhn-derground_man March 3, 2010

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

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