Salamander fun house

A gay male slides a slippery salamander down his pants
It tickles him he does a dance
He feels good inside so much so it puts him in a trance
Silly little salamander jumps onto his liver
His intestines, his appendix, his heart starts to quiver

But to his relief the salamander can’t go back into the river
He can never find him again no matter how much he ganders
This my friend is the fun house of salamanders

I went to the aquarium and I got salamander fun housed, it was the best experience of my life.

by dickwitcha June 19, 2022

salamander soup

Shitting yourself when you already have swamp ass

Bro, I have swamp ass and I need to shit, but there is no toilet. Time to make some salamander soup.

by Dr. Salamander June 16, 2024

salemander

salemander is when you cut your tip off, jerk the blood out and over time let the tip come back and repeat

I just did a salemander in the bathroom

by lakdetSP February 27, 2026

black salamander

An e-dildo for female runescape players.

Trading max gp for black salamanders!!!

by Bob1 Smith1 June 9, 2009

Purple Salamander

It is the act in which the male genitalia is forcefully sucked on until it is purple in color.

Joe: Last night i got the best purple salamander!

Mike: Was it good enough that you had to put makeup on it?

Joe: As a matter of fact yes!

by Billhaha September 9, 2012

alphabet salamander

when your dick so slippery and rare it makes your girl shout the alphabet

yo man my girl took my alphabet salamander last night

by jektiik April 26, 2014

Sneaky Salamander

When you sneak your slippery arm between someone else´s whose hand is currently on their side or in their pocket and say ¨Sneaky Salamander!¨

1. Ryan snuck up behind Tanner whose hands were currently in his pockets. Then suddenly he sneakily pushed his arm between Tanners right one and ran off yelling SNEAKY SALAMANDER!!!!

by Al Lahu Akbar June 20, 2016