Soggy Popcorn 

When a man puts his penis into a box of popcorn at a cinema and his partner attempts to masturbate him secretly.

We went to watch Star Wars but all we got was soggy popcorn.

Soggy Popcorn by Kim Mitten March 28, 2007

soggy waffle 

a group of males sit in a circle and jerk off onto the same waffle which is placed at the center of the circle, the last one to release his seminal fluids on the waffle must consume it, thus eating a waffle which is soggy because of everyones semen

last night i played soggy waffle, not once, not twice, but thrice

soggy waffle by mike November 13, 2003

Soggy Buffalo 

A penis that is incapable of achieving an erection.

He had to take Viagra for his soggy buffalo.

Soggy Buffalo by SignalNoise July 7, 2009

Soggy Strawberry 

First jizzing inside of a girls vagina who is currently on her period. Then afterwards eating her out.

Marquise: dude did you hear zack gave lauren a Soggy Strawberry!
Matt: EWWWWW damn thats nasty!

Soggy Strawberry by soggy strawberry master June 4, 2011

Soggy Floggins 

When a man(1) is laying down with head off bed and another man(2) inserts penis into man 1's mouth. Man 1 must have mustache to which rub man 2's taint, while also dabbling nose into man 2's asshole.

Andrew: Justin if you don't shit on my face I'm going to soggy floggins you.

Justin: Wait why not both?
Andrew: I'm not gay dude.

Soggy Floggins by Harry Sugma March 13, 2019

soggy sayo

The most disgusting thing you will ever hear about. Guys all sit round a biscut and then cum, jizz, or spray there man love onto this biscut. The last person to cum, jizz, or spray there man love onto this biscut has to eat it.

Whoa, Darren just had to eat that soggy sayo covered in Lebron's sperm!

soggy sayo by [T21D] August 6, 2006

soggy gee 

A Girl who is gagging for it so much to the point where her vagina is soggy all the time.

Lisa Doherty needs cock so badly that she has a soggy gee

soggy gee by kenagemokarokatu April 10, 2008