Snyder time: When life is ~10% or greater in slow motion for you. You slow things down, willfully, and exorbitant details which you share with friends have nothing to do with anything helpful to helping you or the plot succeed. Lifestyle choice where a lot of caring people with impacted time & lives on the line hate you, but you act confidently enough to assure “the rest” your dream makes sense and is truly novel. To be on Snyder time you must be born rich, or on “Kanye level” of self-assurance.
“Wow. You took 5 hrs to write a 200 word email? You must be operating on ‘Snyder time’.”
“Ffs, with proper internet and management the DMV could process my ID in 20 seconds. Why are they, still on ‘Snyder time’?”
“Not sure if my partner taking 5 hrs to get ready is ‘extra’ or they just operating on ‘Snyder time’.”
“Ffs, with proper internet and management the DMV could process my ID in 20 seconds. Why are they, still on ‘Snyder time’?”
“Not sure if my partner taking 5 hrs to get ready is ‘extra’ or they just operating on ‘Snyder time’.”
by sheamusvonirish April 18, 2021
Get the Snyder timemug. 
The greatest high school in Jersey City. Also it’s one person named Yardan Dawg, he’s chill dawg. Also someone else named Patrick Dawg, he’s cute dawg. Oh yeah btw my sister named Shyntee is the best cheerleader.
by Patxpluckable September 21, 2021
Get the Snyder High Schoolmug. by kuromibby October 6, 2022
Get the kayla snydermug. Jaden Snyder is the best guy you will ever meet he’s the sweetest most kind and funniest guy ever he loves video games and going to the movies if you meet Jaden snyder you should definitely keep him in your life you would never wanna lose a guy like Jaden Snyder.
He’s very handsome and sweet and funny he’s worth keeping in your life as long as you can
He’s very handsome and sweet and funny he’s worth keeping in your life as long as you can
by Jadenismine12 May 5, 2022
Get the Jaden snydermug. Caroline Rose Snyder is an extraordinary woman with a warmth that captivates everyone around her. Her pretty eyes have an enchanting glow, full of depth and kindness that make it impossible not to get lost in them. Her smile is something truly special—it lights up the entire cosmos, radiating a joy and positivity that touches every corner of the world. She has a way of making everything feel brighter and more beautiful, and it’s clear that her presence is nothing short of magic.
by Boyfriend911 February 20, 2025
Get the Caroline Rose Snydermug. by povertypotato October 16, 2021
Get the Killian Snydermug.