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cock snorkel

That bitch has a cock snorkel, she could give you head all day and never come up for air.
by JackGeorge March 12, 2008
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broken snorkel

A broken snorkel is when you pop two nuts in a chicks mouth while you ejaculate into her nostrils thus giving the effect of a broken snorkel.
No dude, you'd have to have a really small penis to give that cum rag a broken snorkel it just wouldn't work...
by the real abe froman June 18, 2010
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carpet snorkeler

Noun.

One who satisfies their lady orally with a snorkel. Commonly performed by people with breathing problems such as emphysema, or by people who just want want to get down and dirty while servicing their woman.
Man: I went at her vagina with my 3ft snorkel and she was going crazy!

Man 2: That is quite impressive, you must be one hell of a "carpet snorkeler!"
by "the" Sasquatch March 5, 2010
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mustache snorkeling

The act of snorkeling, with a mustache.
A watertight seal is unattainable, but it can be possible with an adequate application of lubricant.
Similar to muff diving, but the man is the one with the hair...
Dejan: Text me sometime and we'll go mustache snorkeling...
by Twattie April 22, 2009
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mexican snorkel

when your parter fills their mouth with a mixture of chilli powder and water. you then proceed to have oral sex with them causing inflamation to both particapants. at the point of climax the sucker gargles, after climax the sucker proceed to swallow both the load and the cilli water
Boy 1: "fuck bro my cock really hurts"
Boy 2: "how come?"
Boy 1: "my girlfriend gave me the mexican snorkel, my penis is more inflamed then grenfell"
Boy 2: "holy fuck dude"
by xxx_feggit_xxx January 3, 2020
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snorkel snirkel

Something that some people say, and when I say some people I mean me, a sad piece of garbage.
Human: Hey, what are your plans for this weekend?
Me: Snorkel Snirkel
Person: Ew gross
by kali-jupiter June 25, 2018
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corked snorkel

A Corked Snorkel is when oral sex is performed on a male, and he proceeds to insert his fingers in her nostrils until she panics for air.
I thought that a girl was getting choked out in the bathroom, turns out she was just enjoying a corked snorkel.
by d bagz August 15, 2014
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