cock snorkel

A person with a large nose.

That bitch has a cock snorkel, she could give you head all day and never come up for air.

by JackGeorge March 12, 2008

broken snorkel

A broken snorkel is when you pop two nuts in a chicks mouth while you ejaculate into her nostrils thus giving the effect of a broken snorkel.

No dude, you'd have to have a really small penis to give that cum rag a broken snorkel it just wouldn't work...

by the real abe froman June 18, 2010

carpet snorkeler

Noun.

One who satisfies their lady orally with a snorkel. Commonly performed by people with breathing problems such as emphysema, or by people who just want want to get down and dirty while servicing their woman.

Man: I went at her vagina with my 3ft snorkel and she was going crazy!

Man 2: That is quite impressive, you must be one hell of a "carpet snorkeler!"

by "the" Sasquatch March 5, 2010

mustache snorkeling

The act of snorkeling, with a mustache.
A watertight seal is unattainable, but it can be possible with an adequate application of lubricant.
Similar to muff diving, but the man is the one with the hair...

Dejan: Text me sometime and we'll go mustache snorkeling...

by Twattie April 22, 2009

corked snorkel

A Corked Snorkel is when oral sex is performed on a male, and he proceeds to insert his fingers in her nostrils until she panics for air.

I thought that a girl was getting choked out in the bathroom, turns out she was just enjoying a corked snorkel.

by d bagz August 15, 2014

dirty snorkel

A sexual act where the giver licks the receivers bumhole whilst vigorously tugging on his penis, giving the appearance of someone cleaning their snorkel

Gemma couldn't wait to clean Simons dirty snorkel after the enchantment under the sea ball

by cleaveland steamboat October 26, 2015

snorkel snirkel

Something that some people say, and when I say some people I mean me, a sad piece of garbage.

Human: Hey, what are your plans for this weekend?
Me: Snorkel Snirkel
Person: Ew gross

by kali-jupiter June 25, 2018