cock snorkel

That bitch has a cock snorkel, she could give you head all day and never come up for air.
by JackGeorge March 12, 2008
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broken snorkel

A broken snorkel is when you pop two nuts in a chicks mouth while you ejaculate into her nostrils thus giving the effect of a broken snorkel.
No dude, you'd have to have a really small penis to give that cum rag a broken snorkel it just wouldn't work...
by the real abe froman June 16, 2010
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carpet snorkeler

Noun.

One who satisfies their lady orally with a snorkel. Commonly performed by people with breathing problems such as emphysema, or by people who just want want to get down and dirty while servicing their woman.
Man: I went at her vagina with my 3ft snorkel and she was going crazy!

Man 2: That is quite impressive, you must be one hell of a "carpet snorkeler!"
by "the" Sasquatch March 05, 2010
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mustache snorkeling

The act of snorkeling, with a mustache.
A watertight seal is unattainable, but it can be possible with an adequate application of lubricant.
Similar to muff diving, but the man is the one with the hair...
Dejan: Text me sometime and we'll go mustache snorkeling...
by Twattie April 22, 2009
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Sand Snorkeling

To give oral sex to a Middle Earsterner or a hobo.
Josh:I heard Adam is into sand snorkeling now.

Katrina:Well if that butters his bicuit.
by KetchupSunshine November 08, 2010
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snorkel snirkel

Something that some people say, and when I say some people I mean me, a sad piece of garbage.
Human: Hey, what are your plans for this weekend?
Me: Snorkel Snirkel
Person: Ew gross
by kali-jupiter June 26, 2018
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Mud Snorkelling

When you place your nose in an anus and snort human faeces through the nose.
Girl: I went Mud Snorkelling last night.
Girl 2: I heard that's really shit.
by Boredom At Work October 24, 2010
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