jerk and slurp

Getting Beef Jerky and a Slurpee

Man, let's go for a jerk and slurp.

by Laurenzzo March 28, 2008

herpy slurp

Wait until you're significant other has a herpy breakout on there crotch and suck the juice out of their blisters.

Last night I gave a hooker a herpy slurp.

by cumballs69 January 18, 2017

Tittie Slurp

When a grown man breastfeeds off of spoiled milk titties during intercourse.

I tittie slurped my grandma so much last night that she went to the hospital after she had a tingle attack

by Quintin De Ugly January 20, 2020

vaginal slurp

that sound her vag makes when you pull out too fast

Bro I was about to blow my load and went to pull out, she was so tight she had a vaginal slurp!

by Abs jags September 07, 2015

Slurp Breathing

When you cum in a girl's mouth and she has trouble breathing, so it makes a rather gnarly slurping sound.

Friend 1: "Dude, last night I came so hard in this one girl's mouth that she started slurp breathing!"
Friend 2: "Holy shit dude, brutal."

by ud4652219 March 21, 2017

Arse slurp

When you take a massive shit and it hits the water like a rock and the water splashes up

Holy shit! Just took a massive dump! Major arse slurp mate😷💦

by QueenSs January 19, 2016

bean slurping

This is when you go down on your woman and your sucking so hard on her clit, making a slurping noise, causing it to vibrate in a very pleasurable mannor for the woman; causing her to purrrrr with pleasure.

Ah dude! Last night I was bean slurping the misses so hard that the sheets were sopping wet with pleasure.

by Nobby’s Nuts December 06, 2017