shorty two forty

A girl or woman of short stature who is capable of drinking two forty ounce bottles of beer or malt liquor in one sitting/evening.

"Yo that girl can DRINK!"
"Yeah, she's a Shorty Two Forty"

by FroggyBumBum April 3, 2006

Shorty

A cute/sexy lady that you don't really know, but would like to get to know.

I'm gonna holla at that shorty over there.

by Trixi July 28, 2005

The Sporty

A magnetic gathering place for low socio-economic people found in Warragul, Victoria, Australia.

Man! I got so trashed last night I ended up at the Sporty! That place is a magnet.

by simmat July 2, 2009

shorty

Another name for a snipe -- that is -- a cigarrette that's been extinguished in an ashtray (or by other means) that's still long enough to be smokeable. You can also harvest the tobacco out of shorties, put the tobacco in a plastic baggie, and use it to make a rollie (two shorties should yield sufficient tobacco to make one rollie).

{Homeless guy}: Hey Stan! Check that sand urn in front of the municipal building; I hear that a lot more than just a single shorty can be gotten there -- in fact, a lot of snipes should be in there after lunchtime!!!

by Telephony August 27, 2012

sporty christmas

Wearing casual clothes at an event where you expected to dress up, ie at christmas or new years eve.

Girl 1 : Did you buy a new outfit to wear on new years eve?

Girl 2 : No, I'm having a sporty christmas.

by mikalover January 13, 2010

slofty

Sloft Definitions: 1) "The 5am brain that is trying to be profound, but makes funny typo's." 2) slow slothful and soft. 3) see youtube videos of baby infant sloths.

I.E. SLOFTED: "The sinking feeling you get when you wake up in an ice bath in Mexico, missing a kidney."

(alternative uses Slofty, Slofted)

Better to be slofthearted and hardheaded than hardhearted and softheaded.

"I NEED A DOCTOR FOR I HAVE BEEN SLOFTED!!"

Enjoy your slofty Sunday morning.

Sloft hearted and hardheaded.

by The slofty Miss O. July 28, 2011

Slorny

Similar to hangry (hungry and angry). When one is sleepy and horny simultaneously.

It has been a long day and I am really slorny.

by mr slorny March 10, 2018