slick slacker

A polite way in homosexual terms to describe a man with a well-lubricated behind.

"Last night was excellent. That Steven was such a slick slacker."

by Daniel Shannon April 11, 2008

Murphy's Locker room Law

When you select a locker in an empty locker room, the next person coming back to their locker will be right next to yours. If they happen to enter at the exact moment you're putting on your underwear, then their locker will be on the opposite side of you and they'll have to shuffle by uncomfortably close.

Me: (putting on underwear in the locker room)
Next guy: oh hi, I need to slip past you to get to my locker; hope you don't mind.
Me: No problem; it's Murphy's Locker room Law.
Next guy & Me: chuckle chuckle chuckle

by Grute Man August 27, 2017

best shockers

The home of hardcore pornography and shocking videos like 2 girls 1 cup and man beheadings

Have you watched 2 girls 1 cup and/or pain olympicsyeah I saw it on best shockers.com

by stuart_08789 October 4, 2016

STOCKER

A STOCKER IS SOMEONE WHO RESTOCKS THE SHELVES AT GROCERY STORES AND SUPERMARKETS AND DEPARTMENT STORES SO CUSTOMERS CAN SHOP AND BUY WHAT THEY WANT WHEN THEY WANT IT AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT IT BEING OUT OF STOCK.

Rita is an over-night stocker who works at wal-mart and re-stocks the shelves while everyone in their right mind is asleep.

by j topper the pot head rock May 29, 2010

The Shocker " two in the pink one in the stink"

It is a gesture meant to indicate a sexual act, wherein the first and second fingers enter a vagina, while the errant pinky plunges into the anus; hence the "shock".

"Man last night I was going down on my girl and instead of doing some muff diving I gave her the SHOCKER!"
"The what?!"
"You know TWON IN THE PINK ONE IN THE STINK!!!"

by Kenneth Allen Bryant II "AL" October 24, 2004

shockertunity

when a male (or female) is given the opportunity to perform the shocker with a female partner

"Dave totally had a shockertunity last night when he went home with that slutty piece of ass!"

by woolly morrow February 14, 2012

Slicker than seal shit

The best way to describe something cool or unreal as a form of excitement.

The new rims I got for my low profile tires are slicker than seal shit.

by Gramielson November 7, 2012