slit a bitches throat 

An exclamatory statement that sounds threatening in nature but actually admits one’s deep remorse for their choices that lead up to the current negatives they are facing as a result. It’s taught as a step down statement, meaning that it allows for one to aggressively state something while effectuating an apology with its underlying meaning. It was discontinued from use in familial therapy sessions due to its regular use in inappropriate situations.

Parent: You didn’t finish your chores and you stole from the offering plate at church. You’re grounded for a month.

Teenage child: grrr! I’d slit a bitches throat!

Parent: Have a good night, son. We will talk in the morning, I love you.

slit a bitches throat by StudeeParteeRepeet December 31, 2023

slit deep 

Birds don't have balls but got slits

ahhh man I went slit deep on this bean.
Don't you mean balls deep.
No, I went slit deep I'm a bird. I don't have balls

slit deep by SindriTheAvali May 2, 2024

slit-your-throat job 

Something that’s so depressing it makes you want to slit your throat. Usually used for places and building.

Have you seen that council estate over the road? That house on the corner as you drive in is a proper slit-your-throat job!

slit-your-throat job by Chris_32 May 27, 2024

slit town

harmful ext group who targets everyone
no one is safe and you might be next
founded by XV and LURK 764 now owned by Kiryu and big dick pigeon catcher and pedo zes

They Slit Town till I bleed out

slit town by svn777 May 30, 2024

Slit Sniffer 

Someone who samples their own goods so to speak. They might be worried about their PH balance so they take a little sniff.

Before we had sex my girlfriend was being a slit sniffer to make sure it was all good down there.

Slit Sniffer by Scroty Doinkials February 14, 2025

Slit night 

The act of getting pussy at night , in the dark

Hey buddy I can’t hang out right now, it’s about slit night .

Slit night by Slitkilla6969 August 15, 2025

Slit Show 

n. a social event that is comprised virtually of all females that includes sexual overtones.

n. A description of an event or situation which is characterized by an ridiculously inordinate amount of chaos and only involving women

"Hey Tracy , this party is such a slit show, why is there only women here?"

The project was a total slit show from the beginning, because there were only women involved

Slit Show by rockman4200! September 5, 2025