Slinging Goob

A euphemism for jacking off. The term is deprived of the substance, goob, that is ejected, slung, from the male genitalia.

Chester was caught behind the water cooler on the 6th tee box slinging goob, at least he got it out of his system.

by WiltMichaels November 25, 2022

Sling Thot

(Noun) The one drunk girl at the party who throws herself at the first guy she sees.

Guy 1: "Dude, I saw Ashley at Mike's party! Showed up drunk as hell, made a beeline towards the first guy she saw! Started grindin on him immediately."

Guy 2: "Fuck, man. I knew she was a bit of a thot, but she's a straight - up sling thot."

by rocket_shelter December 9, 2017

Gershwin Sling

A man's bathing suit which tends to over accentuate his 'business' or 'package', as it were. Also known as a banana hammock.

The vision of Dave in his Gershwin sling was both breathtaking and disturbing.

by Eastern Wanderer May 18, 2009

sling shoting

A term for when one trys to catch up to the party by taking multiple shots leading to blacking out and becoming the drunkest at the party.

Man I got off work late and took shots to catch up and ended up sling shoting past everyone and puking in my bed.

by Gort May 26, 2018

Junk Sling

A backless version of the Half Body Thong would be the Junk Sling; A pouch for one’s Junk and an elastic or cording drawstring over the neck.

Only a few guys can feel comfortable wearing a Junk Sling to the beach.

by I'm a guy and I wear Speeods October 9, 2014

Titty Sling

a bra

at the end of the day nothing feels better than ripping off the ol titty sling

by ranbamfam June 12, 2018

Scoop and Sling

When you cum inside of your partner and as an act of contraception, you scoop the semen out with your finger and sling it away

Nick didn’t use a condom so he did the scoop and sling

by The brown taco February 21, 2019