Seven

Seven is everything and nothing all at the same time. In fact, Seven is time. Seven should always be capitalized and spoken about in a positive manner. Seven is the only number, all of the other numbers are just figments of your imagination.

And guess what? Seven is imagination.

Karah: Why is six afraid of Seven?

Jacob: Because everything is afraid of Seven.

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Brock: Want to know the most awesome equation in the world?

Jacob: Okay.

Brock: (7*7+7*7)/(7+7)=7

Jacob: My mind literally just exploded due to the massive amount of godliness that you just bestowed upon the universe.

by Seven7seven7SEVEN November 6, 2010

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Seven and Seven

A cocktail consisting of Seagram 7 whisky and 7-UP plus ice.

Hi, can I get a Seven and Seven?

by Rev. Lovejoy February 13, 2005

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Seven day weekends

Unemployment, a growing amount of free time, joblessness, and an overall sense of boredom.

I am wondering what I will do with my upcoming seven day weekends?

by Irish_11 April 9, 2009

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seventh dwarf phenomenon

When you can't remember the last item in a group or list because you can only think of the ones you have already named, just as it's really tricky to remember the 7th dwarf's name, no matter which 6 you name first.

I know there are 7 -stan countries, Pakistan, Afghanistan, Tajikistan, Uzbekistan, Kyrgistan, Tajikistan, and I can't think of the last one. It's the fucking seventh dwarf phenomenon.

by mr bananagrabber August 11, 2009

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