selking

The process of bending one's own fully or semi-erect penis all the way between his legs and then essentially fornicating with his own anus.

Yo, man did you check those selking vids on porn.com? He FUCKED his own ass!!!

by smittywerbenyegermanjensen February 10, 2015

Frosty Sleigh Ride

Receiving a dutch rudder while riding a chair lift on a ski hill.

Pete: Hey man, what was that chick doing to your arm on the ski lift?

Andy: Dude, she was straight giving me a frosty sleigh ride!

Pete: Daaaaamn!

by Bahaha MT February 9, 2012

Attention seeking

Somebody who's more desperate than usual to get undue credit and respect.

He/she was attention seeking his/her entire life.

by Solid Mantis November 18, 2019

Attention-Seeking-Missile (ASM)

An ASM (attention-seeking-missile) is an intentional, and often desperate, attempt to draw attention to oneself by either interjecting a personal painful anecdote, faking a painful sound (coughing, sighing or panting), adding one's own comparable achievement or failure, or unnecessarily repeatedly bringing up past sufferings that turned into accomplishments.

While we were sitting around carefully listening to the story of Sam's accident, Georgio dropped an ASM about his accident that happened 15 years ago.

His older siblings kept watching TV and ignoring him while he kept dropping ASMs in the form of fake crying and painful screams.

We loved Umar's new house but Brian kept dropping attention-seeking-missile (ASM) by constantly talking about the rooms in his house and comparing them.

by cheemacs June 4, 2020

sleigh ride

The sexual act of taking a fairly good sized object with a flat surface, and while a man is sitting on it with his erect penis in the woman's vagina while she is on him and then sliding down several flights of stairs, causing irresistable humping and orgasm for both parties.

Last night my girl friend wanted to go on carriage ride but we decided we'd rather go for a sleigh ride.

by Jales September 14, 2003

slaking

Slaking: Wooing with the intention to bed. Flirting outrageously and overtly.

A variant of slake, meaning: To satisfy (a craving); quench: slaked

Mike took slaking to an extreme when he started licking the arm of the girl he was dancing with.

Chantal, slaking with Chuck, leaned forward while grabbing his thigh.

by Dan Meneley February 3, 2006

Sekiz

There really is no way to describe sekiz,it is pimp style with a little bit of class.

"Yo man all the girls in school were making out at that concert"

reply: "Sekizzzzz"

they were 10

reply "not sekizzz"

by Astoile May 27, 2006