by skyler shagwell April 12, 2007
A sexual act between somewhat consenting adults, involving one partner mounting the other while he/she is asleep, whispering "Lemoyne Sleeper, the one stop bedroom shop" in the sleeping partner's ear, followed by a sock to the head with a pillow. As the partner on the bottom jolts awake, the one on top enjoys the ride.
Gina couldn't sleep due to her own arousal, so she stroked Jimbo's cock until it was fully engorged, upon which time she climbed on, gave him a Lemoyne Sleeper, and quickly reached orgasm as he thrashed around underneath her.
by J.J. Jingleheimerschmidt September 05, 2011
A ho you keep in the background in case your main ho dumps you, for rainy days and shit. Doesn't necessarily have to be enacted.
"It sucks that Blake dumped you, but at least you have Connor and Julian to think about."
"I have more sleeper hos than I know what to do with."
"I have more sleeper hos than I know what to do with."
by yunusgonzalez July 25, 2009
One who is really messy when they sleep. For example, excessive drooling, pissing, or wet dreaming, or possibly all three of these.
Devin: Hey Sean. Have you heard that George sleeps with a plastic bedsheet?
Sean: Yeah, I have. There's like a lake of piss every time he sleeps. Oh and do you know that kid Chris?
Devin: Yeah. His pillow gets soaked whenever he sleeps on it. I think he might have a drooling problem.
Sean: They are such messy sleepers.
Devin: Agreed.
Sean: Yeah, I have. There's like a lake of piss every time he sleeps. Oh and do you know that kid Chris?
Devin: Yeah. His pillow gets soaked whenever he sleeps on it. I think he might have a drooling problem.
Sean: They are such messy sleepers.
Devin: Agreed.
by doctord0192 November 23, 2007
It is when a man sneaks up behind another man and puts him into a sleeper hold/choke. When the guy being choked out begins to lose consciousness, the guy committing the choking begins to fondle him from behind. The man being choked then loses consciousness while having a fading awareness of being groped. This renders a feeling of child-like helplessness.
The other day, I laughed histerically when Jeff gave Tim a Sandusky Sleeper in the gym shower and then left him there on the floor curled up in the fetal position.
by Rusty Shackleford85 February 08, 2012
My girl wouldn't give it up last night so I jizzed on her face when she was asleep. Man alive, she hates a Seattle Sleeper.
by CPL Punishment November 09, 2008
The woman pushes in on the prostate (from the taint region) while performing oral sex until the man ejaculates. The man then eats a handful of Twizzlers and passes out.
Liz and I were going at it last night, then she put me in the sleeper hold and I didn't wake up until noon.
by Sarge Ent March 29, 2010