Slam

noun: 1. another form of the word "dump" when it comes to using the bathroom, but more intense. You would most likely hear this from a cool guy who just walked away from an exploding orphanage.

2. one of the key words mentioned in possibly one of the worst written songs of all time. ("Wannabe" by "Spice Girls")
1. Mick Gruber: Dude, I'm on my way to take a serious slam.

Random Guy: Alright, have fun with that. But next time, tell someone that actually knows you your intestinal feelings.

2.Spice Girls: "Slam your body down and wind it all around".

Listener: Whaaaaat?? What does that even mean?
by Can't Handle My Beard July 10, 2012
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the order to ram an enormous object into your ass after you piss someone off that lives in kentucky.
by crocface February 22, 2009
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Slam

Used as a verb, any verb
" Slam me that pen off the counter"
"Welcome to Burger King, may I slam your order?"
by Saber Taber March 28, 2003
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slammed

Mobile phone account transferred to another service provider withbout holders consent.
Dude, my phone wouldn't work this morning for awhile, then it showed another phone company on the screen, I must have been slammed!
by Holly Wood July 19, 2005
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Slam

buzzkill; usually a dumb ho or a queerbait homosexual who acts a fool and has to be put in check. the term is said to have originated at the University of Arizona.
DJ, you're a fuckin SLAM!
by Nicoman November 17, 2006
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Acronym for "Stop looking at my screen", often uttered by n00bs after getting owned at GoldenEye.
person A: "omfg, i died. slams."
person B: "you suck. what?"
person A: "stop looking at my screen, thats cheating"
person B: stfu
by Leonard Chang June 10, 2005
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I gave my secretary the slam last night.
by I slammed your mom October 29, 2007
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