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Shit Skiing

When you go for a shit in the toilet and there's no seat or you don't wont to sit on it, you pull your pants down and assume the position a down hill skier would use.
Bloke 1 "There's no seat in the toilet"
Bloke 2 "Best go shit skiing then!"
by dirtydom March 29, 2010
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skiing

1. attachin two long planks to your feet, an then carvin down a mountain covered in fresh powder with the sun beatin down on your back.

2. somethin a person does in the wintertime to convince oneself that he or she is actually enjoying the 10 degree weather.

3. a sport often associated with snowboarding. and despite what you may hear, we can all share the mountain.
snowfreak: "i'm cravin it, man. i'm pickin up my sticks from the shop tomorrow, and headin to somewhere with snow."
friend: "what are you talkin about?"
snowfreak: "i'm goin skiing ."
by skiexplicit November 19, 2007
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Shining Cocksucker

A highly effective wrestling move if you can handle doing it. Your opponent is on one knee, you rush at him and thrust your cock into his face, inflicting pain and humiliation in one quick movement.
"Johnny finished off his opponent with a shining cocksucker and then celebrated by destroying some young woman's throat with his dangerously strong cock."
by CF Hunk June 3, 2006
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tree skiing

Tree Skiing and riding is a popular ski related activity for expert skiers and snowboarders seeking less crowded areas and fresh snow.

The SteamboatSki Resort in Steamboat Springs, Colorado is famous for its tree skiing, as are many other ski hills, including Revelstoke in British Columbia, Canada.
Screw all these people out here today, let's duck into the woods and do some tree skiing.
by The Snow Prophet May 13, 2010
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Downhill skiing

When a woman stands between two guys and jerks them off at the same time while pretending as if she was skiing.
Jeff did she really offer downhill skiing to you?
by Shawnzy187 August 5, 2017
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skiing

Usually when a girl sits or lays between two guys and places both her hands onto the guys penises and gives them a hand-job at the same time!
OMG! I cant believe I went skiing on those two freshman at brandon's party... but hey i was drunk off my ass!!!
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Shining Force

A video-game that no one has heard of and people are crazy over it.
1.Suzie:I love Shining Force!!!
Fred:What the hell is that?!!!
by Patrick Sebay May 31, 2004
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