sitting on a secret

Commonly used by drag queens, means 'to have a dick' or to be 'sitting on a dick'.
Phrase inspired by the infamous and iconic drag queen Alyssa Edwards on Rupaul's Drag Race: Season 5. She is also known for saying "Back rolls" and "look how orange you fucking look, girl".
song written on Rupaul's Drag Race: All Stars 3, sung by Milk, Chi Chi Devayne, Aja, Morgan McMichaels, and Thorgy Thor.

Man 1: oh, look at that girl over there. She's hot.
Man 2: nah, dude. That 'chick' is sitting on a secret.

by sepearl24 May 30, 2018

Trust Sit

When you sit on a public restroom toilet without checking the seat first (mostly pertains to males).

Dude, I totally just pulled a trust sit at the Shell station. I think I should've checked the seat first.

by Steel546 September 18, 2010

Heavy Sitting

when you are sitting in a very comfortable and relaxing manner for an extended period of time. Often used when waiting.

Want to get together tomorrow to watch sports? We’ll do some heavy sitting.

by Heavysitter69 November 27, 2021

apple sitting

Sitting on a man's Adam's apple for the purpose of sexual stimulation. Gargling can be used as to induce vibrations, and enhance the experience.

Susie has been Apple sitting all day. Poor Elliot.

by Etcake14 October 22, 2015

Sitting by the fire

Saying used as a substitution for saying masturbation. Commonly used by members of the UPCI organization. First used by a group of College and Career sunday school students at the Greenville, United Pentecostal Church

Randy chose to go Sitting by the fire instead of fornicating with Nikki.

by K Patrick December 16, 2008

Sitting Sid

crybaby ass bitch who loves ice cream and attention

Sitting Sid and Sitting Squid went to get ice cream after a long day at work.

by Shin Su Choo April 11, 2022

face sitting

When a woman sits on her partner's face as an act of domination, with one or more of three possible goals: 1. Smothering, breathplay; 2. Scentplay, forced to smell; 3. Forced oral sex.

For 1&2, the sitter may be in any stage of undress. For example, either fully clothed, in panty hose panties or nude.

For 3, most often nude.

It is not uncommon for the sitee to be bound or movement restricted in some way.

She preferred using a smotherbox for face sitting

by pinmedown July 18, 2005