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simon and garfunkel

THE duo of the sixties, and THE greatest musicians of any era. Had a reunion at the Grammys several years ago, and held a nationwide tour entitled "Old Friends" last year. Popular for songs like The Sound of Silence, Mrs. Robinson, The Boxer, their amazing arrangement of Scarborough Faire, and Bridge Over Troubled Water. Paul Simon did almost all the writing, but they wouldn't have made it without Art Garfunkel, who provides amazing harmonies.
"Hello, darkness, my old friend
I've come to talk to you again
Because a vision softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was sleeping
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains within the sound of silence..."
by Ricky Hernandez May 25, 2005
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Simon Pegg

Star of the brilliant sitcom spaced and movie Shaun of the Dead.

Quite possibly the funniest comic actor in recent years.
by Lambchops November 24, 2004
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Samosa Tits

A variant of the commonly sighted manboob, where the male breast is made of softer, more playful flab than a typical manboob. This results in a downward pointing shape in a triangular formation, like a samosa (the delicious triangular Indian snack).

It is usually middle aged men who have let themselves go who are afflicted with Samosa Tits.
Person 1: Have you seen the state of Mr Roberts recently?
Person 2: Yeah, he used to look alright, but now he's got Samosa Tits.
Person 3: I wonder if they taste like mango chutney?

manboobs moobs flab mantits
by rave69uk December 7, 2015
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simon britton

The nicest guy you'll ever meet and very thiccums. You'll probably catch him smiling about something silly.
Some people need to be more Simon britton.
by Toomuchapplepie July 16, 2017
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Simon Got Head

The phrase used to recognize that Simon has asserted his dominance and has obtained the “sucky sucky ten bucky
Yo, Simon got head? For real?
Yes bro on God I saw him the other day
by Not Dakotaz February 6, 2019
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Simon Brooker

Simon Brooker is one of a kind he comes out of the crib when its summer, spring and autumn because thats when the kiddys are ready to be kidnapped and molested in his basement. He is the pedo/nonce of Kent. He doesn't come out in winter because the children dont like the cold. He pretends to be an ice cream man at the strand and kids get lured in by his wickedness and then when the time is right he pounces.
Ahhhh Simon Brooker is going to shag me to death. This definition defins what a pedo he really is
by BenKeenan03 November 5, 2019
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Simmosa

The ship name for the best sitcom ship (Amy Sosa and Jonah Simms from Superstore). Biggest sitcom ship serve of all time.
Simmosa have the best love story, the greatest one ever told.
by simmosa April 11, 2021
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