Simon

The Defination for the Word simon is:
an enormous, hairy dump that tickles your insides as it slides out!

Jesus christ, that was one hell of a simon, it fully made me intestines laugh!!!!

Simon by Semaj enolo November 24, 2009

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simon

A retarded kid who does very stupid stuff all the time. He is short and usually gets female attention but as he is so retarded he goes for ones that live in other countries. When first meeting Simon people instantly know he is special with autism, down syndrome or something else. Simon also thinks he is good at Counter-Strike but plays for himself, does not help teammates and also does not take any criticism.

Mate, you kicked the glass door and now its smashed everywhere. You Simon now or something?

simon by HamstersRevenge November 4, 2018

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Related Words

simone • Simon Cowell • Simona • šimon • Simone Biles • Simon says • Simon Kalivoda • Simoned • simoni • simonne

Simon

The most idiotic person and biggest dick head you will ever meet. He is ugly as f*** and may seem smart and nice. But watch out, he will change very quickly. He is extremely cocky and not at all humble. He is mean and nasty and will gang up on you and do anything to get his way.

Simon is an idiot.
Simon is mean.

Simon by plop central November 9, 2018

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Simon

A Simon is a rare kind of human thing. Indeed, it's the only human thing more gay than the 1D.
He is stupid and thinks he is the best guy ever.
He teachs obvious things to random people.
He wants everybody to be his BFF.
He is so gay that gay word was made for him.

Simon - hai goys, today iz best gui evr
Somebody reasonable - OH NO AGAIN, A SIMON
Simon - iz sad
*Somebody reasonable kicked Simon*

Simon by Not s0r00t at all July 13, 2014