Shitbox

Taking a dump into the vagina. As in giving a shitbox.

I gave my old lady a shitbox last night.

by Jason February 6, 2005

shoebox in the closet

When you buy something you really like and put it in a place and forget about it. Then one day when you are in great need/want of that thing, you find them by surprise. Hoorah

"My dad once needed some New Balance running shoes. His shoes were all worn down and he wanted to replace them with the same model shoes, but there was no store to get them from. He reached down to get his old sneakers and saw a glimpse of a New Balance box at the end of the closet. Dude it was a total shoebox in the closet miracle!" (This is where it actually came from.)

"Dude I'm f***ing hungry. I want some Tostitos."
"Wow dude you got a brand new bag of "Hint of Lime" Tostitos behind the couch!"
"Siiiiiiiiiiickkkkk..... Dude... Total shoebox in the closet."

by Phil Fairhurst April 19, 2007

Shoebox

When a person comes out as liking feet.

Guy 1: Did you hear Landon came out of the Shoebox?
Guy 2: Yeah I heard he likes feet too.

by Feetrule69 May 11, 2018

Snotboxing

When you sneeze while driving and then don't roll down the windows so the nasty sneeze smell just floats around the inside of the car.

Rich's sneezes smell like rancid boogers, so when he was snotboxing me I had no choice but to jump out of the moving car.

by Darksaber November 24, 2018

shitbox

a place where lil key key used to shit

"Come on key key use your little shitbox!"

by HockeyGoon January 14, 2005

shitbox

shitbox A way of feeling

My god "ted" I'm feeling like a shitbox today.

by Cypryss October 2, 2005

shitbox

A retarded name for a gaming console that the stupid crapstation 2 lusers like sony roolz bitch about while raping gay men in the asshole

PS 2 = sucks
X-box = has Halo.

'Nuff said

by sony roolz licks donkeys @$$! July 18, 2003