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Shampoo

When you drink a LOT one night, and then the next day you drink a little but get very drunk. Just like when you shampoo and you just use a little bit and get tons of suds.
I only drank a beer but I shampooed from last night. I'm wasted !
by Oshkosshbygosh April 28, 2014
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Dirty Shampoo

You are taking a girl from behind and just as your about to cum you pull out, blow your load in her hair and start to massage it in like your washing her hair.
I gave that girl a dirty shampoo last night.
by argyle pimp January 14, 2007
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shampoodaphile

a man who enjoyes inserting his penis in shampoo bottles.
As shampoo bottles are very thin at the opening this usually means that the man has a tiny pecker.
Ronald- "man i had the best shower this morning, but i ran out of shampoo, what a bummer!"

Malcom- "oh, when i run out of shampoo, i just shove my dick in the bottle, isnt that what everyone does?"

Ronald- "dude thats bloody wierd, you must be a shampoodaphile and thus have a small nob, init."
by jamalshamali September 1, 2009
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Scompch

Verb. To be devoured completely and wholly. Its origins emanate from the juxtoposing audible sound emitted from an individual who is in the midst of a bountiful feast.
Damn, that beezy just scompched up those hamhocks like nothin'!
by Nin10Joe July 28, 2008
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shamplosion

Occurs when a shampoo, conditioner or soap bottle explodes in one's suitcase, spewing the contents of the bottle all over the contents of the remainder of the suitcase.
"Why does your suitcase smell like Pert Plus?"
"Aauugh! Shamplosion!!"
by Charlotte V May 12, 2007
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Shampoozled

when your shampoo overtakes you in the shower, causing what is known as the "stingy eye".
by A boy named dew January 27, 2008
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Shampawnya

1)Champagne
2)Reference to SNL skit starring Christopher Walken - "The Continental". The character offers all the ladies that come to his door "A Glass of Shampawnya", or Champagne pronounced in a swavy, swinger type accent.
Christopher Walken - "Would you care for a glass of fine shampawnya?"

Christopher Walken - "What happened? What have I done?... I have spilled shampawnya... all over your boobs."
by ShamPawnYa May 14, 2009
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