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bitch; you're awful (in faux british accent)
by ncjsioancosw January 29, 2021
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St. Shivvings Day

St. Shivvings Day is celebrated on July 31st and is to honor St. Shivvings - the guardian and protector of Kingsmere. He defended the realm with two long thin knives blessed by the old gods.
Happy St. Shivvings Day - do you have your kebobs ready for the feast tonight?
by tikikenny August 6, 2023
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Baby Room Shiv

He is an extremely dark teenage Indian, even though he claims he is "Guju". He is barely making it through each of his classes. He only associates with younger people and has a history of abusing young children. in the nursery room. Thus, the nickname "Shiv's in the baby room" was born. Young children frequently use this term, and Shiv becomes extremely insane when people use it, which makes him want to molest them more. Like how Humans have addiction to porn, shiv has an addiction to touching little kids and abusing them. he says he finds internal happiness while touching little boys.
by SHivuuuuu November 22, 2023
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the shiv effect

When you say anything funny in any form, shape, or way and then an unfunny kid tries to copy you and it becomes unfunny after that because they're obnoxious and stupid
steven: I hop out with a stick i hop out with a gun, finish the lyrics!
shiv: LOL
steven: *tries to hold in laughter*
sylus: BWAHAHAHA

-later that day-

shiv: I hop out with a stick i hop out with a gun, finish the lyrics!
Everyone: thats not funny why would you ever say that im never gonna laugh or use that joke again
Unknown kid: Thats the shiv effect for you!
by rx3ynn April 29, 2023
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When Push Comes to Shiv

When a conflict between two escalates to the point of causing one to suffer even greater physical harm by the other
Often in jail or a tv series "When Push Comes to Shiv", a disagreement between two quickly can move to a devastating outcome for one .
by sheila in the car May 30, 2023
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Shiv

A male who's self control is weaker than whatever held the ocean gate sub together. He is an extremely closeted homosexual (nothing wrong with that of course) with a personality that lacks even less depth to an NPC. However, his gorgeous looks make many women thirst desperately for him. As for the the men one wiff of his viralous pheromones is said to have the strength of 10gs of Viagra. Overall solid person. But tries desperately to be diagnosed with a mental illness with little success. Recent, studies show that whatever he has, not been discovered before. It may be linked to his almost lack of eye sight.
Shiv! Stop touching people's dogs!
Shiv! Not there! Yes, right there.
by Mafishies October 15, 2025
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Shiv

A person with an intellect higher than your mind can possibly perceive, and who usually tends to be narcissistic.
"Damn man you sound like a Shiv right now dog"
by Malcolm_Kershaw December 26, 2017
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