shitkicker

mofos who kick ass like luke skywalker, aka luke shitkicker

kel: hey, did you see hector get his ass karate chopped by bob yesterday?

les: yeah, that's cuz bob's a shitkicker!!

by kelvin shitkicka June 25, 2007

shitlocks

brown dreadlocks around the size of a piece of shit

look at that guys shitlocks

by siegel69 January 25, 2008

shitcocked

1. adj. The condition of having shit on one's cock after anal sex.

"My girlfriend is coming over and she wants me to fuck her in the ass. Hell yeah, I'm gonna get shitcocked tonight!"

by Igglepud January 13, 2010

shit locker

A bathroom stall in the men's room.

Some drunk was passed out in one of the shit lockers. The bar staff had to pick the lock and drag him out.

by Ottawa June 14, 2010

Shitsucker

When someone lacks a sphincter and has to have a girl hold her thumb in his asshole every night to prevent shit from flowing all over the bed. When the shit comes, the girl feels it on the tip of her thumb and they rush to the bathroom together. After sitting on the modified toilet and she pulls out her thumb, she then lets him or her suck the shit off the tip of the thumb.

Samsheer is such a shitsucker!

Yeah! He totally doesn't have a sphincter!

by Leenoy October 24, 2018

Shitsucker

When someone lacks a sphincter and requires a girl to hold her thumb in his asshole every night as he or she sleeps to prevent shit from flowing all over the bed. When the girl feels shit touch the tip of her thumb, they rush to the modified toilet. As she retracts her digit after he sits the shit flows into the toilet and she lets him suck the shit off the tip of her thumb.

He is such a shitsucker!
Yeah! He totally lacks a sphincter.

by Leenoy October 24, 2018

Shitkicker

A wild or raucous gathering, often involving consumption of copious amounts of alcohol and recreational drug use.

"Dude, did you go to that frat party last night?"

"Yeah man, I drank an entire 30 rack and did heroin. It was a fucking shitkicker."

by tunahours October 12, 2022