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shitcuntery

People that leave skidmarks in the toilets and anything that is shitcunt like
That guy just left the toilet roll empty.

Yes, thats pure shitcuntery
by Youramazingboy July 5, 2017
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Shitcuntitis

a long-term mental disorder of a type involving a breakdown in the relation between thought, emotion, and behaviour, leading to faulty perception, inappropriate actions and feelings, withdrawal from reality and personal relationships into fantasy and delusion, and a sense of mental fragmentation.

Affected persons develop comorbid symptoms of chronic alcohol and drug addictions, as well as gambling. Cognitive functionality will be limited for sufferers, as the condition attacks the brain's centre for logic and reasoning. Sufferers are prone to irrational, aggressive outbursts. These outbursts can range from mild to extreme in severity. In severe cases outbursts will be followed by a phase of overwhelming feelings of shame and self-loathing, sufferers often deny their shameful behaviour seek alernate sources for blame (see Scapegoat Syndrome).

This condition can be effectively managed through the administration of weekly VITAMIN-B injections, which mitigate the symptoms. VITAMIN-B, though an essential part of the human diet holistically, is required in substantially higher doses for sufferers of Shitcuntitis in order to maintain cognitive functionality and reasoning.
"That cunt just rejected my HI-V. I guess his Shitcuntitis is getting worse."
by thestinger April 28, 2021
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SHITCUNTY

stop talking about shitcunty
SHITCUNTY IS WHEN SOMEONE POOPS ON ANOTHER PERSON.
by Bigguy23 August 13, 2021
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shitcuntedness

Adjective describing a person who done something really bad that affected another persons life in a disrespect but unknowing way.
The car in front veered of the road and kicked up stones and broke my window, Fucking annoyed…..nothing ya can do about this but eat hard dick and cop the wrath of his shitcuntedness.
by anonymous August 22, 2024
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shotcunt

when you call shotgun, but for a threesome. Its supposed to mean double penetration, like you get the asshole.

Like, when you riding in a car, and you yell, "Shotgun!"
but its not for cars. Its for threesomes. And assholes.
"yo, Kevin, I call shotcunt on Becky!"
by dumbfgtmandudeperson November 21, 2016
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Shit cunt biscuit

For when you so pissed off you can't think of anything else to say such as fuck, shit, bitch, god damnit, etc.
Tom: when's the paper due?

Greg: 2 days from now.

Tom: oh come the fuck on! I'm at a lost for words.

Greg: have you tried shit cunt biscuit?

Tom: Ah shit cunt biscuit.
by Tardotheassmonkey May 29, 2017
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Shit Cunt

The worst of blokes, actual cockheads that you want to cave their heads in.
Jonothan Camilleri is an actual shit cunt
by Oaf oaf oaf November 28, 2017
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