shitflinger

a dumbass who will not leave you alone

hey, you shitflinger!

(shitflinger) huh?sljadhjfah

by shitterscratcher May 2, 2019

Shelling

refers to sexual intercourse

Adam: Were you all shelling last night?

by D1TL October 22, 2016

Turtle Shelling

The art of hiding an erection while sitting and leaning one's upper torso at a 45 degree angle betwixt one's chest and lap. The owner of said erection then proceeds to arch their back in such a way that makes them appear to be sitting upright. This causes said erection to recede into the body causing a "turtle shell" effect.

"Dude, my Spanish teacher is so hot...she had me turtle shelling all class."

by JoPaGeRi.TBC September 11, 2007

it's like shuffling deck chairs on the titanic

A phrase used to describe a situation that is:

a) almost near impossible
b) awkward/tricky
c) difficult

Stemming from the movie, Titanic, where shuffling deck chairs on the sinking ship would have been tricky.

Teacher: I'm trying to get my students to quieten down...it's like shuffling deck chairs on the titanic.

by Briollette August 29, 2006

Shealing

Sharing + Stealing a facebook status or comment, = Shealing

I was shealing dude's FB status cuz it was funny as hell.

by Jypsy Jool August 29, 2011

Snuffling

To blow into a girls nose so she can't breath while she's on her period

She told me she was on her period while we were making out so I started snuffling her until we had sex.

by DadLu November 3, 2013

Shuffling

When a man places his penis on the outside of his pants and walks briskly past people rubbing his penis against them without their knowledge.

That guy's dick is outside his pants, he must be shuffling.

by ten32 October 30, 2020