Having a wank just to 'clear the pipes' so to speak. Absolutely nothing to do with any sexual thoughts.
I was bored last night so had a service wank, it's been a few days and I didn't want to get clogged up
by laurafrobisher January 22, 2015
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It's also a waste of time.
It's also a waste of time.
Don't even bother trying to read the Terms Of Service, because there's nothing in it for you except lost time.
by Sheriff's Deputy Rick Grimes April 12, 2015
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by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004
Get the serviced mug.What the VA tells you when they can not or will not provide proper health care.
Also used by anyone else that is telling you to pack sand bc they don't really care about you or your service. Or nice way to say please don't go postal bc you will get no help.
Also used by anyone else that is telling you to pack sand bc they don't really care about you or your service. Or nice way to say please don't go postal bc you will get no help.
by Tanks4nutin October 8, 2020
Get the Thank you for your service. mug.A new approach to customer service with the thinking that huge doses of politeness and friendliness will make up for a total lack of actual practical assistance. See also cellular service provider customer service syndrome.
by Noel S December 3, 2003
Get the AOl customer service syndrome mug.A service that a company provides to individuals. 90% of what customer service representatives deal with are people known as idiots. These idiots are losers, whiners and no do-gooders that have nothing else to do with their time.
by Nicholas Bundy February 16, 2005
Get the customer service mug.The satirical term mocking the annoying cold caller telesales people and companies involved who outsource western based companies call centres to India as a money saving practice.
These call centres will often ring you up uninvited and attempt to sell you a product, such as an internet service even though they don't have a firm grasp of the English language.
The phrase can also be attributed to the UK television show Fonejacker, who impersonates such a person as a prank caller.
These call centres will often ring you up uninvited and attempt to sell you a product, such as an internet service even though they don't have a firm grasp of the English language.
The phrase can also be attributed to the UK television show Fonejacker, who impersonates such a person as a prank caller.
Ring ring...
"Hello, I'm calling to see if you would be interested in switching your internet service providings from your current providings to a new providings?"
"Hello, I'm calling to see if you would be interested in switching your internet service providings from your current providings to a new providings?"
by PrivateLifeOfPlants October 22, 2009
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