samoan shakedown

When 5 black dudes shove their cocks in a white kids ass usually to steal his/her money

A geeky white guy says: why do u have your hands clutching your rectum
Faggy white kid responds: I tried to go to a party last night but they gave me a samoan shakedown in the back ally instead

by Swag killa doe May 30, 2014

Semaj

The best friend anyone could ever ask for, he is always comforting and you can be yourself around him.

Semaj is the greatest.

by OneGoodFriend. October 31, 2019

Samoa

A single word used to ask for additional helpings of food. Usage was so prominent throughout multiple generations, that an entire culture was built around a group of individuals that want "Samoa" food.

Man 1: Hey Fa'kele did you already eat?

Man 2: Yeah. But can I have Samoa?

by DR RELEVANT February 2, 2020

Samoan

A person of descent from the primitive island known as Samoa. Samoans are known to be quite aggressive and ignorant at times. Their behavior is sometimes seen as erratic and similar to that of a savage (see caveman).

"Man, a Brave New World is right, Samoans are savages!"

by Siroma-bear September 13, 2004

samoan

A person of descent from the primitive island known as Samoa. They look Asian except with a larger nose, larger eyes, larger eyebrows, and a larger ass.
Generally a friendly people except in the United States.
They are one of the hardest people to knock out so go for the knees.

Simoans of Hawaii don't value protection from the United States.

by koehlerdus April 5, 2005

Samoan Spike

The act of Taking 17 erect penises and shoving them into exactly 1 earlobe.

Umaga and friends gave me such a hardcore Samoan Spike with their Junior Fatus.

by Joey Orgler November 8, 2007

Sematary

That place where you bury someone you can't live without. Only to have to beat them to death again with a shovel in the end.
People in the Pet Sematary movies seem to be lost in the concept of DOOONT BURY ANYTHING THERE.

My Grandmother died, so I buried her in the Pet Sematary.

That night, she crawled through my window and tried to get me in a chokehold. I beat her head off with a large frying pan.

by Christ Lawd of Jesus November 3, 2010