Semi by the sea

The situation whereby you have interaction with a female who is sufficiently wet leaving your penile glands in a semi-erect state and are unable to amass a sufficient amount of blood to transform the gland to a fully erect penis in order to penetrate the said female.

I was going to secure the pipe but i had a semi by the sea

by Choosenan March 13, 2019

semanur

Semanur is a beautiful young women.with long hair.she is Shy when you first come in contact with,but after getting to know her she starts to open up.she is funny,and respectful.she has a lot of comebacks so better be carefull also very sarcastic.she sonetimes has an attitude but over all she is the best person you could meet.

Person:”semanur your not pretty”
Semanur:”sorry,but did i ask for anyones opinion on me?”

by S.bxbbyx November 24, 2019

semen trees

Commonly located in business parks across commercial America, these trees blossom in early spring and produce beautiful, multi-petaled white flowers - which happen to smell exactly like semen.

Woman: Hey Darnell, do you smell what's coming from these trees that line the boulevard? I can't seem to put my finger on what it is, but I absolutely love it!

Man: Those are semen trees, Tina. I always knew you were a fucking whore.

by Arthur in Hoboken July 8, 2016

Semira

The most beautiful girl in the world. They will call her a queen where ever she goes. She is loyal, funny, pretty, smart,and athletic. Every girl wants to be her and every guy wants to date her.

Wow , look at Semira being perfect as always.

by Liteveryday November 13, 2017

Semper Gumby

Adaptation of the Marine Corps motto: Semper Fi (Latin for Always Faithful). Used to describe the general Marine attitude (i.e always be flexible with plans cause something will change that will fuck up your night) towards the constant changes that are rampant in every Marine unit.

Marine 1: Hey man, go easy at the bar tonight, just found out we have a CFT at 04
Marine 2: Oh well, semper gumby

by DevilDogPOG October 27, 2011

Semi-Simp

When you are half simp half man

Jim: Did you see Tyler? He was hanging out with some girls but he said he would play COD after.
John: Damn. He's such a Semi-simp

by ismelllikeawoman17293 July 18, 2020

75 SemiChub

A modification of the workout/lifestyle program 75 Hard. Instead of being so rigid, there is a slight modification. Example: skip the hour break between your 2 45 minute workouts, drink alcohol once a month or week, etc.

People that do 75 Hard are psychopaths, that’s why I prescribe to 75 SemiChub.

by RJCaffey June 30, 2023