Salami dick

A guy, most likely a man whore, whose undercooked dick smells like shit.

Guy: hey, wanna smash?
Girl: get yo salami dick ass outta here. I can smell it from here

by Mark.R August 10, 2019

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Salami bitch

A term used to describe someone who possesses salami, and lots of it.

Maddy: I have salami!
Cameron: SALAMI BITCH!

by maddy:D January 4, 2021

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Salami Noises

"Salami noises" is slang for masterbation/fapping noises.

Hey dude- why are you making so much Salami Noises? Try to quiet down a bit-

by MewGlo February 7, 2021

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slamimable

Foolishy slammable. as if someone were to use their penis or titties to slam a door, cupboard etc.

the door was weak and slamimable, so she used her toe to slam it

by Amelia Rideout September 5, 2022

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Salami Mouth

The feeling after you consume “salami” and your mouth is coated with a thin film and you feel the compulsion to brush your teeth or use mouthwash.

“My boyfriend said I’m not going to kiss you with that salami mouth, go brush your teeth”

by ffstretch March 11, 2023

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russian salami

The act of placing one's erect penis in the snow until it is numb. Subsequently, the female's vagina is penetrated, resulting in a warm tingling sensation.

Vladmir: Comrade, I had the best sex last night. I place dick in snow and penetrated Svetlana--it give sensation of dragon's breath in Siberian Tundra. The ole russian salami i tell you!

by William Cumberton September 17, 2016

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