Crusty seahorse

A male who doesn’t wash his genitalia to the point where it smells and gets ‘crusty’

Hey girl, how was Ryan in bed last night?

Urgh he was terrible, he’s such a crusty seahorse, that peen hadn’t been washed in yonks!

by Crustycrustaceans November 13, 2020

Anti-Seahorsism

Anti-Seahorsism is the hate of seahorses. It is a reasonable, fair, understandable, wise, and correct opinion about ugly, stupid, dumb, weird, ugly again seahorses. Most Anti-Seahorsists will tell you that seahorse fins are actual trash. The dumb seahorses latch onto corals their whole ass lives and do nothing. Anti-Seahorsists enjoy connecting with nature (except for seahorses, they dont deserve to be in nature).

Anti-Seahorsism is a belief I believe in, you should too!

by Actry_ April 30, 2022

Chilean Seahorse

After cumming in a female's ass, the male then adds chili sauce to it. The female then proceeds to shit the mixture back out onto hotdogs, where the couple then eats them.

The same can be done with substituting the chili sauce with Sriracha chili sauce and noodles.

Hey honey, are you down for some Chilean Seahorse tonight or are you still full from the Alabama Hot Pocket from this morning?

by BrklynVodka June 15, 2022

retarded seahorse(parker)

retarded seahorse(parker) Is a term used to define a special creatures who’s a lil different

Oh boy he is a retarded seahorse(parker) just look at him

by Marshallg1 June 5, 2023

Daddy Seahorse

When a gay bottom purges the semen out of a their ass after having anal sex.

That was fun, now I gotta go Daddy Seahorse your load out of me.

by zackofballs January 4, 2024

simon the seahorse

Simon the seahorse is the biggest shagger in the whole of mankind. Often known for his goalkeeping abilities, the seahorse is known for his abilities off the pitch too, notably with women. His baby seahorse can only be described as significantly substantial. Ladies if you are lucky enough to have some seahorse magic sprinkled on you tonight, it’s a good night for you

Oh my god have you seen Simon the seahorse, oh wait my knickers are wet!

by SOZ ANNA November 22, 2021

North Atlantic SeaHorse

North Atlantic SeaHorse- when you spray your girlfriend with water then elbow her in the face

Yeah I gave her the North Atlantic SeaHorse last night

by Bicycle99 August 26, 2025