Scraping boners

When two or more males are over excited to see each other (sometimes due to a long time apart) the excessive show of enthusiasm or appreciation, These individuals can be described to be "Scraping boners"

"Hey Newham and Murray look happy to see each other."

"Yeah they're scraping boners alright.!

by Wreckin'balls March 8, 2009

scrimpin'

to be running out of something or have a low supply. As in running low on clean underwear or nearly running out of toilet paper, etc.

Dude, we gotta get groceries tomorrow, we're really scrimpin' on food.

by LibertyStreetLivin October 5, 2011

Bod Scoping

The process of either males or females checking out their own sex within the locker room or changing room of a gym or fitness center.

Purpose: to check out other people's physical features, which makes oneself either feel better or worse about their own body.

I hate changing at the gym, I feel as though everyone is just bod scoping me up and down!

by Mr Natural June 1, 2007

Feed Scrolling Syndrome

When you've been scrolling through your social media feed for so long, u can't seem to stop scrolling.

William: *Scrolls through Instagram feed for an hour*
William: Help!!! Help!! I can't stop scrolling!!!!!!!
Chris: Damn it Will! Now you have Feed Scrolling Syndrome.

by Eagle Heart February 18, 2015

scraping the barrel

To go the extra length or to really milk a situation (see milking) To push something to the limit. Usually the terms is used in times of distress or in times of need.

My local football club just signed a new player, looks like they are really scraping the barrel with the players at the moment.

by Paul3o3 August 5, 2011

schlomping

The act of sitting on the toilet and masterbating while simultaneously defecating.

The aim of the participant is to reach point of ejaculation at the same point in time that the faeces are exiting the anus which will supposedly result in a higher amount of pleasure being experienced than with a conventional orgasm.

"That guy's a total weirdo - I heard he's into schlomping."

by IncognitoD July 5, 2009

scrumping

Stealing apples. Not to be confused with oggy raidingwhich is actually a form of anal intrusion with fruit, mostly enjoyed by peope chained to radiators.

I went scrumping in Paddy's field yesterday. Ah it was a hell of a craic. Ho ho ho. Mad as a box of frogs me!

by Sir Terrence of Wogan August 12, 2005