Reasonable scrolling distance

The distance (usually measured in swipes) that a lazy American will scroll down a webpage or social media feed before giving up.
Often used with the preceding word "beyond" or in the acronym RSD

Bob: did you see my tweet?
Joe: naw man, it must've been beyond reasonable scrolling distance

by Einstine August 17, 2015

scrolling

Looking a person, usually a girl, up and down so it is like you are "scrolling" up and down a computer screen.

girl #1:Well, that was awkward...

girl # 2: What?

girl #1: that random guy was just scrolling me!

by michelleoremily October 2, 2010

Scruffin

A whore (see Bunni Lebowski).

"This fuckin' scruffin, this fuckin' whore is walkin' around town. I didn't watch my buddies die face down in the muck for this!"

by KiNDKeN March 7, 2009

Scroning

The act of itching an itch so deep that you moan.

1. I told the bitch she better go take care of her yeast infection when I caught her scroning in the mcdonald's ball pit.

by TheBovineAvenger February 14, 2012

Scruffing

During sex, when beard stuble irritates the female's skin in special areas.

Last night Kelli and I were having sex and my two day old beard lead to severe scruffing around her neck and "other" areas.

by scruffer February 22, 2009

Scrolling

The word otherwise used in real life as rolling, but on the internet, when messed up, on fire, etc., you are scrolling.

Shit, I just killed 2 guys on counterstrike on a pill of Exctasy, I am scrolling.

by Biff Justice November 11, 2005

snoffing

when smoking you cough from all the smoke it makes you sneeze as well

"Damn dude stop snoffing, your going to blow up tha spot!"

by roachas February 2, 2008