When someone acts horny towards another person but, depending on how the other person reacts, they will either change what they mean to make it seem not horny or continue being horny
P-1 "I'm so tired man"
P-2 "you should sleep with me then😏"
P-1 "uh"
P-2 " I mean like a sleepover, nothing dirty"
P-3 " I think you have Schrodinger's horniness "
P-2 "you should sleep with me then😏"
P-1 "uh"
P-2 " I mean like a sleepover, nothing dirty"
P-3 " I think you have Schrodinger's horniness "
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John : "Where are crocodiles found?"
Wombat : "They're only found in Australia"
John : *googles it* "No, they're found in Africa and both North and South America as well"
Wombat : "OH! I thought the question was where are crocodiles native to"
John : "You are a Schrodinger's Economist"
Wombat : "They're only found in Australia"
John : *googles it* "No, they're found in Africa and both North and South America as well"
Wombat : "OH! I thought the question was where are crocodiles native to"
John : "You are a Schrodinger's Economist"
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Rational human being: You’ve been looking at Hustler’s University ads all day, have a break.
Monkey brain sigma: Nah I need to know if the next post is good, or I will spiral into Schrodinger’s post.
Monkey brain sigma: Nah I need to know if the next post is good, or I will spiral into Schrodinger’s post.
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