by dragsbruh July 12, 2023
Get the Schrodinger's Dogmug. When someone is both serious and joking, with the deciding factor being how people react. Often times they are serious, but if people react in a way that they did expect or foresee, a Schrodinger's Jester will claim it is a joke.
Person A: "I am a pacifist until I get angry"
Person B: "That isn't how being a pacifist works"
Person A: "Yes it is!"
Person C: "It actually isn't"
Person A: "It was a joke"
In this scenario, Person A was a Schrodinger's Jester
Person B: "That isn't how being a pacifist works"
Person A: "Yes it is!"
Person C: "It actually isn't"
Person A: "It was a joke"
In this scenario, Person A was a Schrodinger's Jester
by Mad Cheshire September 8, 2023
Get the Schrodinger's Jestermug. When someone acts horny towards another person but, depending on how the other person reacts, they will either change what they mean to make it seem not horny or continue being horny
P-1 "I'm so tired man"
P-2 "you should sleep with me then😏"
P-1 "uh"
P-2 " I mean like a sleepover, nothing dirty"
P-3 " I think you have Schrodinger's horniness "
P-2 "you should sleep with me then😏"
P-1 "uh"
P-2 " I mean like a sleepover, nothing dirty"
P-3 " I think you have Schrodinger's horniness "
by noodlezzzz43 August 11, 2022
Get the Schrodinger's horninessmug. Schrodinger's Blogger is a term used to describe self-styled journalists who uphold little/no standards of journalistic rigour or integrity, only to declare themselves bloggers upon being challenged on their lack of professionalism.
Commenter - "With even the most basic fact-checking, you can dismiss 90% of this article. Shoddy journalism."
Schrodinger's Blogger - "This was just a blog post about my personal views on the matter."
Commenter - "You're Schrodinger's Blogger."
Schrodinger's Blogger - "This was just a blog post about my personal views on the matter."
Commenter - "You're Schrodinger's Blogger."
by Ste V B May 1, 2015
Get the schrodinger's bloggermug. An allegory for a terrible porn addiction.
At any given point you are either fapping or not fapping, like your the cat and fapping is the poison.
At any given point you are either fapping or not fapping, like your the cat and fapping is the poison.
Paul: "Dude, I can't stop thinking about titties, it feels like at any time im liable to breakdown and masterbate"
Patrick: "well it sounds like your going thru a case of Schrodinger's Fap"
Patrick: "well it sounds like your going thru a case of Schrodinger's Fap"
by Founder of Shrodinger's Fap April 29, 2022
Get the Schrodinger's Fapmug. The nude pictures saved on your phone that you don’t remember if you deleted or not when you lend your phone to someone else.
P1: “Hey, can I borrow your phone?”
P2: “Yeah, here.”
P2: “WAIT!” *takes phone back*
P1: “Dude, wtf?”
P2: “ Schrodinger’s nudes. Sorry.”
P2: “Yeah, here.”
P2: “WAIT!” *takes phone back*
P1: “Dude, wtf?”
P2: “ Schrodinger’s nudes. Sorry.”
by TheFancySquid May 3, 2021
Get the Schrodinger’s Nudesmug. by UltraKami November 9, 2022
Get the Schrodinger's Ejaculationmug.